Stuart Provan

“A nice player” - Bradley Walsh - “Looks like Hamlet” - Brian Blessed

[Stuart Provan @stuartprovan]

@ComedyCentralUK Why is this week’s episode not on demand? @SkyUK

[Stuart Provan @stuartprovan]

Oh no! It happened! I have got the dreaded X on the app. Farewell everyone. Elon can shove it up his arse!

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Very honoured to be on such a list. Thank you to this normally unpleasant newspaper for showing a degree of kindness.

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@Otto_English Tomorrow - Maureen from Driving School gives her thoughts on ULEZ

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Can’t Verstappen just have a major engine failure or something? So bored of him.

[Stuart Provan @stuartprovan]

@anon_opin There would be an uprising. And then someone will press a button and it will go back down.

[Stuart Provan @stuartprovan]

This guy should have been investigated years ago.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Oh my fucking GOD.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm not sure what I'll be doing this week as I haven't had my instructions from Nigel Farage yet.

[Rob Merrick @Rob_Merrick]

Errrrr, hello?! You campaigned for this, you voted for this….this is what you wanted #brexit

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Lee Anderson spotted heading back to his constituency for the weekend.

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

It’s got a really gorgeous closed-down Debenhams feel 😍

[Stuart Provan @stuartprovan]

@unimatrix999 @OwenJones84 @SoozUK Yep we’re going round in circles here. I go back to my original point. You don’t understand how statistics work.

[Stuart Provan @stuartprovan]

@unimatrix999 @OwenJones84 @SoozUK Do you even know who YouGov are or the politics behind them? They have no agenda here. Thank you for proving my point over and over again.

[Stuart Provan @stuartprovan]

@unimatrix999 @OwenJones84 @SoozUK Or if, in this case, they asked nearly a thousand LGBT people from different backgrounds and politics, you get a pretty clear picture. That’s how surveys work.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Of all the 1970s public information films, this was the strangest.

[Stuart Provan @stuartprovan]

@buntyhoven Nanny changes their clothes…and the kids clothes as well.

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@askesure On hold for an hour just to try and get a quote as thinking of buying a new car and see how it will affect my policy. Your “new system” is making things a nightmare!

[Stuart Provan @stuartprovan]

@StuartMaconie No the drink aren’t free. In fact they should pay you to go in. It’s rough!