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half-arsed writer and frog-botherer. I glue things to my face.

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@sewateruk This was reported on the 9th of July; it’s still leaking 3 weeks later and you have the audacity to lecture us about wasting water?

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@AdamBlackmore Though I do not for a moment condone this behaviour, one has to ask; had any of the top 5 in the premiership behaved the way would they have received equivalent sanctions?

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@RishiSunak there’s this thing called ‘PowerPoint’ which means we don’t have to decipher your appalling writing. Tbh you looked like a student teacher - one that wouldn’t make it to nqt… l

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@GregHands @Conservatives @CCHQPress @Jeremy_Hunt @JohnGlenUK Is this a parody account?

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@mrjamesob Gavin Williamson. Minister with the negatives (showing my age there)

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@mrjamesob Without portfolio. At least he can’t screw that up. Oh . On second thoughts…

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

OK.
5 prime ministers in 6 years.
Serial chaos, serial lies & economic collapse.
Enough is enough.

RT if you want a general election NOW.

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In his jim jams. Casanova!#totp

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@ricardoautobahn @alreadytaken74 UB40.

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@blogg_david @faunty78 @SaintsfcCop @AdamBlackmore Be aware that there are average speed cameras from the A331 to beyond Guildford on the hogs Back. Oh, and give us a wave as you pass Alton…

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@101andyhibberd By all means. In no particular order: Norres, Raab, Rees-Mogg and Satan:

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@DanRebellato The day Thatcher quit a friend’s dad put balloons on his front door. He lost his battle with Alzheimer's recently, but in his memory I shall be doing the same when Johnson finally resigns..

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#ResignationWatch, Etiam et mihi. cum amore, Priti

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Robbed!

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@bbceurovision Georgia all the way. And never thought I’d hear a Patti Smirh song at Eurovision

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@bbceurovision *smith*, obvs

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

You have abdicated every last ounce of decency and dignity just to win favour with the very people who would deport YOU to Rwanda if they ever had the chance.

I’d say go fuck yourself but you’re fucked already. You’re completely hollow. There’s nothing left of you.

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Do you actually live on this planet?

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@guardiannews …As some kind of lard-lined barrage balloon

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@101andyhibberd … but the oasis ones will go on first

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@101andyhibberd You think you’ve got probs - as a saints fan I would have to burn all my records. Except the Craig David ones. Which I don’t have.