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NYC Super Group/ TV Showrunners/ Legends in Alabama and Vermont/ Kind of a Big Deal

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You damn right I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/t1EVKvFIzQ

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Our good friend @myqkaplan has a new album out! Go make yourself laugh - https://t.co/A9ZMIolszM

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Hey @Delta should I assume you’re sanitizing tray tables and arm rests in an effort to prevent the spread of coronavirus? No?

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@GHPB @ComComPod Thanks man!!

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I hope when you get to heaven they have an orientation because I’m not going to want to do much for the first couple days.

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Here’s the Tom hanks tribute they should’ve aired. Enjoy https://t.co/90DbjVl0qa #TomHanks

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New Song - "4th of July" by Stuckey & Murray https://t.co/wTeRrFYTyQ #NowPlaying

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How often do you intend to write “got it” but accidentally write “go tit” but then decide, fuck it, I don’t have time to correct this.

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We have a new single out. Listen to it here. https://t.co/6Eo3E7hlUw

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Am I the only one using Perez Hilton to read the Mueller report?

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Somebody’s listening to us on Spotify right now. Who is it? SHOW YOURSELF!

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Can't decide if I want to watch TV, Netflix, stream on demand, or watch something on my phone. Anything good on?

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"If anybody needs me I'll be outside JUULing." #careergoals

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Is anyone like me and rewatching Maroon 5’s performance from last night?

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@ATT someone just hacked my phone, charged me an extra $100, and now I've lost service. Your fraud department is closed. Sooooo...who's gonna fix this?

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“Frisée is my new favorite lettuce.” — New Game. Who tweeted it? Stuckey or Murray?

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Few things in life are as satisfying as washing off a poop from a toilet bowl with your pee.

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Sometimes Van Morrison sounds like a cat getting its tail stepped on.

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Hey guys, just a heads up - Stuckey & Murray are updating our privacy policy. We’ll be sending a 30 page document that you won’t read.