DJ QA

He had no plan, no chance of success, but still went in without hesitation. just out here making sick beats with physics

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

And on that bombshell…

[DJ QA @studentofmemez]

@philthatremains @TheBrianShapiro I’m just here for the ratio

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Jimmy Kimmel i guess you missed the part of the story i don’t need a U-Haul…I have nothing left to pack 🤷‍♂️

[DJ QA @studentofmemez]

@AwakenWithJP @angertab Here for the ratio

[DJ QA @studentofmemez]

@libsoftiktok @nithyavraman Here for the ratio

[DJ QA @studentofmemez]

@nithyavraman

[DJ QA @studentofmemez]

@nicksortor @KarenBassLA Here for the ratio

[DJ QA @studentofmemez]

@lecternleader @EsotericCD Imagine getting ratioed

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

COME AND TAKE IT

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: LA mayor candidate Nithya Raman suggests banning backyard BBQs on certain days

That’s definitely gonna go over well with Californians…

[Tevin Macharia Mukabana @TevinMacharia]

Matt Rife said he was baptized in August in a pool, after his grandfather’s death made him think more deeply about God and faith.

Matt Rife just shocked many people by opening up about a spiritual step no one expected from him.

Comedian Matt Rife has publicly shared that he was baptized, revealing that his decision came during a season of deep reflection after the death of his grandfather. He admitted that he did not grow up as a very religious person, but losing someone close to him made him think seriously about eternity, God, and what happens after this life.

Rife said he was baptized in August, describing it as a Christian baptism that happened in a pool. Even though he honestly admitted that church has not always been easy or exciting for him, he also made it clear that he wants to believe in God and is taking steps in that direction.

For many people, his story is a reminder that God can reach anyone, even in the middle of fame, comedy, confusion, grief, and questions. Baptism is more than a public moment. It represents surrender, faith, and the desire for a new walk with God.

Matt Rife’s journey may not look perfect, but it shows that God can use loss to awaken hearts and draw people closer to Him. May this be the beginning of a deeper relationship with Jesus Christ.

#MattRife #Baptism #JesusChrist #FaithInJesus #ChristianFaith #GodIsWorking #JesusSaves #ChristianNews #FaithJourney #BornAgain #GiveYourLifeToJesus #GodCanChangeAnyone #PublicFaith #JesusIsLord #ChristianPost #FaithOverFame

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Yes.

[𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖍 𝕯𝖆𝖉𝖉𝖞 @JakeMunro]

Punks are retarded now. Leftism infected it and ruined it.

[Insurrection Barbie @DefiyantlyFree]

This is the single greatest political ad I have ever seen.

[Wes Huff @WesleyLHuff]

My mood scrolling through X today.

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Clarence Thomas every time he hears Ketanji Brown Jackson speak 😭

[Magnetic Norse @MagneticNorse]

This man has watched zero videos about how to deal with police and has it fully mastered 🤣😂

[DJ QA @studentofmemez]

@shoe0nhead @UnmitigatedAss Not the DOOM music in the background 😂