studioquotes

actual quotes from recording sessions. no, we're not making this stuff up.

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US Citizen Freelancers: If you have to ask a client what a W9 is, then you probably shouldn’t be charging someone for your work....

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I’m in as big of a hurry to finish your record as you are to pay me for it.

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Mixed by? Sounds more like “high-passed by...”

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pro tip: most people are clueless. #studioquotes #recordingstudio

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4 shitty sounding tracks on every guitar part. “I wanted to give you options” says the engineer. I choose “none of the above” thank you very much. Give me a DI and I’ll do it my damn self if you can’t do your job correctly.

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No caption needed.

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Always. .
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#music #studio #recording #musicproducer #mix #mixing #producer #musicproducerlife #mixengineer #studiolife #recordingstudio #studioporn #audioengineer #audioengineering #recordingengineer #musicmixer…

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It’s always the same.
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What do you call a bee from the United States? A USB 🐝🙄

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Quietly watching rookies giving shitty advice on Facebook.

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I can call and say “Take some sub out of the kick drum.”

I can’t call and say “Get good at mixing”

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I’m sorry friend.
That’s not Mid/Side.
That’s Mid/Suck.

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Producer to pro photographer: “I’m on my phone a lot dealing with things related to the session. Don’t take pix of me with the phone in my hand. I don’t want ppl to think I’m not always working.” On phone: real estate,porn,furniture,shoes,hats

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There's a special in hell for folks who upload zip files that are named "Archive."

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This sounds like Stephen Hawking came back to life for 4 minutes to play this fingerpicked acoustic part.

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Exactly.

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How do you tell a CCM artist that he sounds like Billy Joel? Maybe I leave that one alone....

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44.1kHz is the Paris Hilton os fsame rates. Tired, dated, and unnecessary. Just STOP.

(24-48/96 already)