stuebs

literally no idea

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

MAGA: “I’m switching to Coors Light.”

Coors Light: “The fuck you are.”

[Trill Jackson @Im_0n1]

Free her n give her a Netflix special like y’all do the white people that steal

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

ok, let's see here

so Kyler Murray gets $230,500,000 with $189,500,000 guaranteed after proving nothing & going 22-23-1 as a starter

and Aaron Rodgers gets $50,271,667 a year with $150M guaranteed at 38-years old

and DeShaun Watson gets $230,000,000 guaranteed after over 20 lawsuits were filed against him for sexual misconduct and he sat out a full season

and you're telling me there are half-a-dozen teams…

most of which have been TERRIBLE for years

posted TERRIBLE records last year

had to cycle through 2-3 quarterbacks because they HAVE NO ELITE OPTIONS and

HAVE NO FRANCHISE QUARTERBACK ON THE ROSTER

…can decide in less than an hour that they don't want:

a 26-year old quarterback IN HIS PRIME

who won the MVP

whose team spent the #1 LEAST ON OFFENSE of any team in the NFL the last 4 years

whose team gave him the #2 CHEAPEST WR corps to work with

whose RB-rooms were decimated by injury two straight years

who had to do virtually EVERYTHING FOR HIS TEAM to will them to win

who is 46-19 as a starter

who STILL took his team, in the toughest conference in football, to:

#3 AFC seed in 2022 at 8-4 before injury

#3 AFC seed in 2021 at 8-3 before injury

#5 AFC seed in 2020 at 11-5

#1 AFC seed in 2019 at 14-2

But you have no interest in talking to him?

you have no interest in negotiating directly with him?

you have no interest in proposing a deal to see what happens?

and you decided all of that within 60 minutes of the Ravens giving him the non-exclusive franchise tag

because you have such a buttoned-up organization that is always forward thinking and ahead of the curve that you knew instantly that trying to sign Lamar Jackson wouldn’t possibly give you more future upside than the flawless course you’ve plotted for your franchise?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

smells like some bullshit to me

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Charles Barkley blasts Kendrick Perkins and says he “crossed the line”

“I can promise you this, I’ve never said anything on television just to get clicks…We can talk about race as much as you want to as long as you’re going to be fair and honest. But to slander this man (Jokić) in this situation is just total BS.”

(Via 92.5 FM Altitude | h/t @awfulannouncing )

[nude gingrich @JarJarFan69]

Fired from last job for sexually assaulting a coworker👇

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[David Bakhtiari @DavidBakhtiari]

Tell me you’re on the Jeffrey Epstein client list, without telling me you’re on the Jeffrey Epstein client list….

[stuebs @stuebs51]

@EthanGurganus Yeah how exactly are we keeping tabs?

[Kyle @KyleAnthonie]

You know its really easy to see how they thought they discovered the world in 1492

[TJ Pittinger @TJ_Pittinger]

You vs the Athletic Program she tells you not to worry about. 💰💰💰

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

the NBA vetoed Chris Paul trade to join Kobe but they letting KD join Devin Booker, CP3, and Ayton?? LMAOOO

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Wowzer, we have been owned nearly as badly in this tweet as Miami was owned by Florida State at home this year after spending millions to upend their coaching staffs, just to lose their coordinators after one year.

[FSU Seminoles @Seminoles]

.@FSUFootball is tops in the ACC in average TV viewership across all tiers from 2014-2021 #OneTribe

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

A historic turnaround.

#DUUUVAL

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

That sucks now let’s hear from the women you sexually abused

[hueyˊ @wydhuey]

accidentally vaped in front of my mom but she only saw the smoke and goes “what was that” so i immediately said “no way you saw that too?” and now i have to spend the rest of my life pretending my house is haunted

[Duolingo @duolingo]

A plan that doesn’t require you to visit your toxic family every 31 days.

https://t.co/i7UyFOlSjq

[Christian @Tarihc78]

McDonald’s Snack Wraps

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

They deserve to be on the no fly list for this

https://t.co/PyM6oXmVgq

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

The electric vehicles we want, Joe.