stuff.

how could the wise man build his house on the sand where on the sand there is no foundation

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Saturday morning. Practicing my drink holding in case anyone invites me to a party later

[血達磨 七座 @BdSqofdMb2W8rYD]

密会　仮面女
（連れ去られた妻

[not ur desi girl @ybhn1h]

#meandwho

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

My girl is starting to realize I'm noticably worse at sex after my pet rat died and I stopped wearing a hat all the time

[stuff. @stuff_333]

You are my entire world

[sam eng @bysameng]

in this game, you can upgrade your pigeon's negative traits

[ARCHIE @Archibald_SLIM]

Future was too old to be tryin acid for the first time

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

diarrhea would have to be coming out of my eyes for me to switch up on the bell i’m so sorry

[stuff. @stuff_333]

relatable

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.

[thotty @endingmylife4]

Beast mode

[dolo @doloyeung]

My father never accepted Yoshi's addition to the Mario series only ever referring to him as "The Serpent". "The Serpent is at best a tool not a character", he'd say. One Christmas I asked for Yoshi's Story and instead received a bible. "The Serpent's story is in there", he said

[⚠️ HIDDEN DRIVEWAY ⚠️ @tenthousund]

if i had a vagina i wld not take care of that thing like at all

[peashootercat 🇳🇿 @peashootercat]

I played Minecraft with Bladee in 2015 and he left floating trees all around my world

[Muovata @muovata]

it takes time

[stuff. @stuff_333]

AHHHHHHHHH

[stuff. @stuff_333]

feel like my chest is about to burst