Dandelion

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

My piece on the language of lies.

[Dominic Minghella @DMinghella]

Just heard the Home Secretary stand up in Parliament and declare that "the British people support the Rwanda plan".

I'm sick of these guys telling me what I support.

I do not support the "Rwanda plan".

If you don't either, please retweet.

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

"Haggi – plural of haggis, though sometimes hagisses can be used – are native to Scotland and wonderful beasties that deserve the crown ‘great chieftain of the pudding race’." 😂👍

https://t.co/2NGtLWElil

[GET A GRIP @docrussjackson]

The 1861 UK census estimated the number of overseas British to be around 2.5M. By 1890, 1.5M further British-born people lived in Australia, Canada, NZ & South Africa.

According to The Foreign & Commonwealth Office, there were 13.1M British nationals living abroad in 2004–05.

[Since Yesterday @SYdocumentary]

HAPPY NEW YEAR! IT'S ALL SYSTEMS GO!

So this is our ABSOLUTE LAST CALL OUT FOR ANY ARCHIVE!!!

We are specifically on the hunt for photos or footage of:

The Ettes
Sunset Gun
Twinsets
His Latest Flame

PLEASE GET IN TOUCH!

Retweets appreciated

❤️

[Dandelion @stuffedbadger]

@CatsProtection Our overlord, Sir Sydney Hoverpaws.

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Trainspotting parodies usually bore the shit out of me, but I quite like this one.

[simon maginn @simonmaginn]

Please retweet if you want @glastonbury to screen 'Oh Jeremy Corbyn - The Big Lie'.
Let them know we're here.
Make them hear our voice.
#ItWasAScam
https://t.co/5gC2WAGN7i

[Dandelion @stuffedbadger]

@keef149 Meant to be - they are a protected species. No escape from the guys with shovels round here though.

[Dandelion @stuffedbadger]

This used to be a park. The building is bad enough, but now there are 2 diggers "dealing with" the water voles.

[Dandelion @stuffedbadger]

@YourSSE How exactly does that help when we're currently outwith the hours of service in your tweet?

[Dandelion @stuffedbadger]

@YourSSE broadband seems to be down in Glasgow - as if having to work at the weekend wasn't bad enough...

[Savan Qadir @savanQadir]

best explanation of the current politics I have ever seen! 🔥

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Krishnan Guru-Murthy has been taken off Channel 4 for a week after calling Steve Baker a C*nt off screen.

If you believe that Channel 4 is in the wrong and he should be reinstated immediately. RT this.

[Memorial Device @memorialdevice]

Bring Back Krishnan ✊

https://t.co/ktQTeg680L

[the Design Museum @DesignMuseum]

Happy #InternationalCoffeeDay ☕️

This is the Bialetti Moka Express – it came out in 1933 and revolutionised the way of making coffee at home. The octagonal and aluminium Art Deco design has remained the same since its introduction.

Do you own a Bialetti?

[Sam Ward @samward4b]

Great Decisions Of Our Time no.547

[Dandelion @stuffedbadger]

@80_mcswan Yes