$h!tHollySays

Brave, always. Snarky, definitely. Funny, usually. Poignant, sorta. Stupid, nope.

[$h!tHollySays @stuffhollysayz]

@JanePitt @Froggy94point9 @PAHealthDept @DangerMulder @JanePitt You are the virus. #thinkforyourself #JustStayHomeJane #mindyourownbusiness #sheeple #followingorders #Trustthescience #TrustGovenorWolf #EverylifeisEssential

[$h!tHollySays @stuffhollysayz]

~What do people in #Montana consider themselves as? You know, do they relate to #Canada more?
Mike: Where we really need to start is what to call them. Are they Montanaian's? Montanaites?
~Ohhh. Montanaer's?
#reallife #sowhatisit #educateus #curiousholly #somethingtolookinto

[Jeremy Danger Mulder @DangerMulder]

I notice a lot of people in their 20’s saying they’re having a “mid life crisis”. Millennials only planning to live until 40.

[$h!tHollySays @stuffhollysayz]

@stoolpresidente @steelers Welcome to Club 6 rings. It was getting lonely at the top. However, if you want to get technical neither the @Steelers or @Patriots have as many Championships as the @packers with 13 championships! #stayclassyNewEngland #Oneforthethumb #atleastwedidntloosetothebrowns #gopack

[$h!tHollySays @stuffhollysayz]

“It all started to go downhill when we bought a COSTCO membership. Now we have a house in Sewickley! Now I want @penguins season tickets!” #movingonup #letsgopens⁠ ⁠ #costcoians #sewickleyites #imgonnaneedasecondmortgage

[$h!tHollySays @stuffhollysayz]

“About my boss:
I’m glad he’s feeling better. Not completely, but better. He’s pushing 90.
(Pause)
Percent.” #shithollysays #herbossisnotthatold #bossman #rechargedbossman #feelbetter #nationalbossday #thatisnotnice #90percentsurethatisoffensive #pushing90 #ohboy

[$h!tHollySays @stuffhollysayz]

#letsgo

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

Ready Freddie?

Retweet for your chance to win the Queen of all trips. The winner will get to see the London red carpet screening of @BoRhapMovie from #TMobileTuesdays. #contest

[$h!tHollySays @stuffhollysayz]

Google email is like my brain now. Everything moves, I can’t see the full subject line, and it’s not easy to follow. I can’t handle it. #stuffhollysays #hollydoesnotlikechange #changeitback #everythingismoving #itslikeacircle

[$h!tHollySays @stuffhollysayz]

“Use the big, black, Dickey’s cup-you can squeeze it” #officetalk #wateringplants #yesthatwasreallysaid #facepalm #thingshollysays #causingascene #laughingtotears #lol #toofunny #whoops #Ididnotmeanitlikethat #DickeysBBQ @Dickeys

[JuJu Smith-Schuster @TeamJuJu]

I don’t have any intentions to hurt anyone when I play football. I didn’t mean to hurt Vontez Burfict, I just wanted to throw a block for my teammate. I apologize for standing over him and that isn’t me. Praying he gets better.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Dear @NFL,

I have an opening in my schedule in early March, if you’d like to set up a chat about how we can make the NFL great again. Let me know.

Your friend,
Pat

[JuJu Smith-Schuster @TeamJuJu]

Lot of girls been asking me to go to prom 😂😂😂 who need a date ?

[bill peduto @billpeduto]

Dilly. Dilly.

[$h!tHollySays @stuffhollysayz]

Awe man. Ovaries ruin the fun again. #friendsgiving #shs #abunchofdudes #iamnotaBish 😂 #foodcoma #awomansaidthat #sarcastically #dontlightmeup #canweeatyet #saturdaynight #partyitup #shots

[$h!tHollySays @stuffhollysayz]

“The day you love me more then bacon will be the only day that matters” #bacon #love #baconlove #lovememorethenbacon #loveme #loveyou #letmeloveyou #truelove #nevermetahollyIdidntlike #stuffhollysays #dreamsmaycometrue