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@EliMcCann Two looks the most professional, esp as he’s so young & in a casual top, and the bigger smile looks like he’s chill enough to work with kids. Being real tho: some parents will shy away if the pronouns are in the pic. Crop to appeal broadly, leave as is to pre-filter patients.

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@BasedMikeLee If, for just a few minutes, you stopped using your face to kiss Trump’s butt and scream about the SAVE Act, you would be able to read the document and find the citation you’re pretending to look for. 💖

[Lana @stuffihear]

@SenBillCassidy This post will definitely solve the problem you created when you left your backbone at home.

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@SenBillCassidy You can’t fix your mistake with an x post, Bill. If you want to actually protect the American people, start impeaching.

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@PressSec @SecKennedy I mean, letting your base die is a weird long term strategy, but I suppose the party is going to be dead long before these children don’t reach voting age, so.

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@SenBillCassidy Maybe you shouldn’t have confirmed him to the position then, you spineless turncoat.

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@JesusChryslerII Miracle Max

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@JDVance Yes yes we all know you’re for sofas and corruption. There’s really no need to go on record about it again.

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@WhiteHouse We don’t want him, but we understand why you’re so motivated to not be held accountable for being an insider-trading, tax evading, insurrecting, war criming, child-molesting rapist. 🤷‍♀️ #Eat💩

[Lana @stuffihear]

@RandPaul You’re so embarrassing.

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@SenRandPaul @doj You are such an idiot.

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@dieworkwear If your clothes were going to be pooped on, spit up on, pulled at, climbed on, splashed on, and changed frequently, you wouldn’t want anything nice that couldn’t be chucked in washer/dryer either. 😆

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@RandPaul Then go arrest the president for doing it 4x that much and stop wasting our tax dollars on this idiotic campaign.

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@WhiteHouse We need the hospice nurse to take away grandpa’s phone and get him back to bed.

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@BasedMikeLee An illegal war that’s choking the economy? Rampant corruption? Your constituents breathing in arsenic because our lake is drying up?

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@BasedMikeLee So the election that was rigged was the one that happened on his watch?

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@WhiteHouse Still trying to figure out if you’re suggesting that all of the elections (which republicans won) were rigged, or just the one you were in charge of and then subsequently lost. Either way, incredible self own by the dumbest man on earth.

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@EliMcCann I sincerely doubt he made his bed. Pooped it, perhaps.

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@VoteTrevorLee Why are you still talking? Didn’t we primary you out?

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@WhiteHouse You’re such a moron.