StuffJuneSays

Actual quotes from June. She says stuff. We twitter it.

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I would never leave a banana behind.

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I can’t smell dead people.

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I am NOT young anymore.

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Maybe the Mexican food will help me poop.

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Squirrels! That’s another topic of my discontent today.

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I’m sorry, but I just can’t come up with words anymore.

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This is why I hate waking up.

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I came into the bedroom the other day and I thought you didn’t have a chin.

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You know, shoulders do a lot. They hold up your boobs, they hold up your shoulders, they hold up your arms...

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I can’t even enjoy my quarantine time.

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It was so quiet we couldn’t even see.

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Why are you ordering shit from China yet!!

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All Dr. Peppers explode.

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How far is West Virginia from Virginia?

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I really should read this policy but it looks boring.

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I feel like a thalidomide baby.

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Don’t ask dad to pull out a wedgie because he’s not good at it.

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Where are my flamingos? Daddy has better flamingos than I do.

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I was wondering how they handle dead bodies.

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I said a lot of dumb things in the last two days.