Tessa

this account shares every wonderful thing tessa says with the world. #stufftessasays #stufftessadoes

[Tessa @stufftessasays]

"tessa, stop tailgating" "but tailgating is also when you eat out of the back of a car soo..." #stufftessasays

[Dum Science Memes @DoYouScience]

It is still legal to throw Brussel Sprouts at tourists. (Belgium)

[Tessa @stufftessasays]

I love making marsh s'mores! #excuseme

[Tessa @stufftessasays]

James taylor? I know his song 'beautiful'! #jamesblunt #stufftessasays

[Tessa @stufftessasays]

I didnt know paw sox games were at fenway!! Oh wait its yankee stadium #stufftessasays

[Tessa @stufftessasays]

Isnt that skrillsex? #stufftessasays

[Tessa @stufftessasays]

Release method?! ...sex... #stufftessasays

[Tessa @stufftessasays]

Tries to whip her hair back and forth but smashes her head off a chair #stufftessadoes

[Caroline Weldon @cweld1234567890]

@DumbestLaws: A driver who needs to turn through oncoming traffic has the right of way unless he slows down or stops(Belgium)@stufftessasays

[Tessa @stufftessasays]

Whoaaa. I cant balance when im looking up

[Caroline Weldon @cweld1234567890]

"@FirstWorldPains: It is too difficult to spread butter evenly on my Belgian waffle. #firstworldpains" @stufftessasays

[Caroline Weldon @cweld1234567890]

@stufftessasays "He was a skater boy, she said see ya later boy... What's that song called?"

[Tessa @stufftessasays]

Oh its a motorcycle. I was like, 'why is someone sticking their leg out of that car?' #roadrage?

[Carleen O'Driscoll @cmodriscoll916]

@stufftessasays ''I always get pregnant!!'' #ondrawsomething #outofcontext

[Tessa @stufftessasays]

I was wondering why I couldnt see out that window...then I realized it was a mirror. #wevealldoneit #nowehavnt

[Caroline Weldon @cweld1234567890]

@stufftessasays during the national spanish exam: "Flor? Isn't that how you say flower in French?" #notquite #backtospanish1

[Caroline Weldon @cweld1234567890]

@stufftessasays "Well I don't know. There could be a cadaver body in it."

[Tessa @stufftessasays]

Do they have those subs with the meatballs? #namelesssandwiches

[Tessa @stufftessasays]

Look guys im bleeding internally #notyourworstproblem #juststaydown

[Tessa @stufftessasays]

Falling flat on her face while showing the difference between prancing and galloping. #tessadoes