Sarah Stump

[Sarah Stump @stump_sarah]

Donations to my classroom are currently being matched! https://t.co/QUDjfDiwJR

[Orlando International Airport @MCO]

We have an escalator that leads up to a Chili’s.

[Sarah Stump @stump_sarah]

First lesson of 2019: vodka and Beanboozled don’t mix well

[Sarah Stump @stump_sarah]

Today a student told me I'm too pretty to not have a boyfriend or husband. So come on boys

[Sarah Stump @stump_sarah]

What's the best way to get pasta sauce out of your head phone jack? Asking for a friend...

[Sarah Stump @stump_sarah]

If you wanna keep up with her shenanigans, look her up! @jstump11 But DONT add her, she said she doesn't want anymore friends (her current 6 is becoming too many) https://t.co/itZJkZPskj

[Sarah Stump @stump_sarah]

My mom has started making Snapchat videos of her thoughts. Topics currently include: saving airplane seats, bathroom door locks, Khloe Kardashian's labor, and leaky cups.

[Sarah Stump @stump_sarah]

@cherylcohee Yes! You do!

[Sarah Stump @stump_sarah]

My mom has started making Snapchat videos of her thoughts. Topics currently include: saving airplane seats, bathroom door locks, Khloe Kardashian's labor, and leaky cups.

[Sarah Stump @stump_sarah]

Whoever thought of the liquid DayQuil flavor is just plain dumb

[Sarah Stump @stump_sarah]

Life update: today an inmate called me. So, needless to say, big things are happening in my life.

[Maggie @_maggie447]

Not pictured: the actual mother in this work of art because I don’t look like her, I look like the 8 YEAR OLD BOY. #GoogleArtsandCulture

[MTV Floribama Shore @FloribamaShore]

CONGRATS! You tweeted #DateWithGus 5k times, now RT this for a chance to win! 😍 https://t.co/ShwINrBrMS

[Sarah Stump @stump_sarah]

3 year old boy sitting next to me on the plane: "what time are we gonna blast off?" 🚀

[Sarah Stump @stump_sarah]

This morning, a man asked the TSA agent to let him through the shorter line b/c he "has to catch a flight"
Sir, what do you think the rest of us are doing here? It's an airport!!

[Sarah Stump @stump_sarah]

You know you're tired when the guy at CFA says "my pleasure" and you say "you too" 😴😴

[Aubrey Brown @TheAmazingAubz]

We ran into the woods in search of @HillaryClinton for Halloween. We weren't successful.

[Sarah Stump @stump_sarah]

A three year old just told me I have a big head... thanks bud

[Sarah Stump @stump_sarah]

Today my science professor told us not to save a dying beetle because "it might be doing something"

[Sarah Stump @stump_sarah]

"Cashews are little rainbows" --musings of a 3 year-old