Matt Stumpf

[Matt Stumpf @stumper8]

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[Matt Stumpf @stumper8]

@SubtweetMeQuick @barstoolsports @totalfratmove

[smooch @smeuch]

Mom: so if your friends jump off a roof are you gonna do it too?

Me:

[Alec Griffith @Beaverfever27]

Honestly if you look at statistics the '03 GMC is the best truck ever made #HowWeDoin

[Alec Griffith @Beaverfever27]

I once saw @BenNewman_10 wrestle a full grown chihuahua for fun...

[/G\ A. Gizzle /G\ @agizzle357]

😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

[Alec Griffith @Beaverfever27]

Ohhhhh my you use HerbaLife Sooooooo sick continue to tell me everyday!!

[Alec Griffith @Beaverfever27]

I have better odds getting Donald Trump to come to my quinceanera than @BenNewman_10 answering his phone.. wagon

[Tim McQ @Timnado]

Spilling beer on a hoodie is just part of the breaking-in process, like seasoning a cast iron skillet.

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

WHATS UP WITH THE MIDWEST THO? EDUCATED AND DRUNK ASFFFFFFF

[Matt Stumpf @stumper8]

@RiebelFarms69 ha tokay bubs...

[Dr. John Hagrid Pardi @RiebelFarms69]

It's not the guy that makes the beer bag, it's the beer bag that makes the guy

[Matt Stumpf @stumper8]

@BenNewman_10 @DustyDangler_13 could ya get any deeper?😂😂

[Matt Stumpf @stumper8]

@BlairWalsh3 yooo man, what you up to?

[Matt Stumpf @stumper8]

https://t.co/ABk4NWNys7

[Matt Stumpf @stumper8]

LMFAO AT HILLARY'S STINKY PUSSY!!!! Muhahahahahahahaha

[Juice @ThaRealBigJuicy]

@jordan_hein_adb @BSUBeaverSoccer dollar dog night is too good to pass up, can't wait to release my inner Joey chestnut tonight🌭

[Matt Stumpf @stumper8]

I think we need to grab the U.S. by the pusssy and make America great again! #RollTrump #MyHumbleOpinion 🇺🇸

[Matt Stumpf @stumper8]

I've been grinding all day, I come home to the kiddos laying on the couch crushing Netflix! #Pissed #TossMeABeer