Scott

“Pathetic wet wimp” (c) @WarriorFijian 2022

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Sorry, the pundits think that Mareike holding on to the defenders arm then falling over is a penalty?

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@Carra23 might notice the two enormous Spurs players in Kinsky’s line of sight. As a Chelsea fan, I don’t care, but… #CHETOT

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Saw headline that Alonso was winning the race to be Chelsea boss - running away least slowly… and I support Chelsea… Honestly, I think I’d prefer Iraola, but Alonso would be fine. Helpful if the fan base could hold off on the vitriol until AFTER the appointment this time…

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That was absolutely idiotic.

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Can’t work out if I want Liverpool to win to make it more likely Villa finish 5th or lose so they drop down further.

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@BBCMOTD @BBCSport No. And the jingoism in the TV coverage makes me really uncomfortable.

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@FabrizioRomano If he’d taken every free kick for the last 10 years he’d be on 970 by now.

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Two soft penalties each. Seems fair.

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@AbuZeenah_ Daniel Sturridge.

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@Blue_Footy C

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@BBCMOTD @BBCSport I am struggling to understand why I might care what Chris Sutton thinks about most things, including this.

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@MicahRichards rather than some fictional more experienced centre back pairing, how about naming who that would be? Toisin? Lacks mobility. Chalobah? Injured. Same with Colwill. Sarr? Same issue as the guy chosen. Hato was captain of Ajax.

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It’s the mirror I feel sorry for. (Not The Mirror).

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Chris Sutton, goalkeeping expert. If that had been Ramsdale he would’ve have called it a great reaction. #CHENEW

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Lovely bit of the Guardian being the Guardian.

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Denial of a 0.3XG opportunity punished with a 0.7XG opportunity AND a red card. Doesn’t seem balanced. Foul also started outside the box, no? #MUNCRY

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Dear @eBay_UK, when speaking to someone about the shutter on a 1960s film camera, the word “cock” is neither threatening or offensive.

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@BBCNews I think it’s probably all the potholes.

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@Lea_EFC One of my favourite ever players, but “range” suggests more than long diagonals. Beckham could do that; Scholes could also play the five yard pass to unlock a defence, or the 10 yard pass that retained possession. It was his completeness that made him great.