CathyCreates

Sassy Wife. Inattentive Mother. Sarcasm is my super power. Use caution & avoid when under the influence of martinis.

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*standing to accept my award*
“Most of all, I'd like to thank my coffee; for still being half full so I couldn't bludgeon him with my mug.”

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@SchoenAuto Do this, but with the sharpie that is now in my vent somewhere…

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Today, this #goodestboy gave 0 shits as he watched his sister whining at my office door bc he stole her bed.

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@Allovimo But not everyone is eligible yet. 😞

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@Allovimo She’s fine. She only had a fever for like 12 hours. She’s mostly just driving us crazy.

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My teen caught Covid. Some of my favorite pastimes whilst she’s quarantined have been: FaceTiming to watch her chew, her face smooshed against her window screen while yelling at me for leaving her, and her asking for burnt toast that stunk up my kitchen. #funtimes #QuarantineLife

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@DrGJackBrown No songs turn me into an air guitar anything, but Party Up (Up in Here) turns me into a total badass.

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@HillbillyHighl1 In NY they sound the same, and you shouldn’t put either on a pie. 😂

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@HillbillyHighl1 I must say; I’m a huge fan of the beard.

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@JoeDoe22125021 @suddenoutbreak @oliegod37 @mrglenferris @davenewworld_2 Congratulations, you’re more of a constitutional scholar than he is as you’ve actually read it. How TF did he get this title?!?

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1st wk on Days and I’m ⬇️2lbs. I was SO dismayed working Nights, no weight loss app allowed me to create my own “day” hours so: my @fitbit workouts were never the same day that my @loseit log was. My body, schedule AND weight loss was all out of synch. Night workers need better.

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@stevie_mat I spent most of my childhood in our library bc the heat was on and it was warm; while the same couldn’t have been said for my home.

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My @loseit app took my DNA profile from @23andMe. In with customized macronutrients was this little hidden gem proving once and for all that I AM NOT crazy. I can workout like a madwoman, and it makes little to no difference in my weight loss. #trysomethingnew #sohard #igotthis

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I worked my ass off and lost 25lbs. Then covid saw my husband laid off. Then I went back to work, on nights. My metabolism got F’d and my activity levels dropped. I gained it all back. I start days tomorrow, and my journey back to a healthier me. Feel free to follow along.

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@HeyokaEmpath01 And after you got thrown off; you did EVERYTHING in your power to make it go faster…

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I have SO many questions regarding this text I was sent.

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@Allovimo It’s called getting old. Welcome. Ha

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Also me: That’s a horrible idea…What time?

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@muchado33 @PinkyD124 Ours change it every 2 years. I get it, they need to clean…but this year, NONE of the aisles make sense. They didn’t just move aisles, they swapped out items in the aisles w/o rhyme or reason. You know it’s bad when you walk by shelf stockers muttering to themselves about it.

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On why no law should have basis in religion. Any religion. Ever. Church & State ppl. Church & State…

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@supersixbig @RaleighBowman @Cleavon_MD In the USA the same right that allows you to believe this allows others not to, and is no basis for law. Repeat: Your religious views are protected for you, and are not the law of the land. Stop using your antiquated fairytales to control others.

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