Benoit Balls

more orcas, fewer yachts

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what a cute cat

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@postoctobrist level Ẍæф plate carrier

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@molly0xFFF hello, I'm the county Bitcoin wallet inspector

https://t.co/k32fu6y720

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@deuceohsixx “I raised my cheesecake prices to $8 each and saw a sharp decline in transactions"

my $8-a-slice cheesecake shop in Pike Place is not a profitable business, obviously this is due to wokeness requiring me to pay my employees

[pabst green onion 𓅃 @millerlowlife_]

Xiaohongshu is kind of a mouthful. How about we just call it X instead?

[Omar El Akkad @omarelakkad]

One day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this.

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@clapifyoulikeme extension cord is definitely an option

you could also get a "Bluetooth transmitter" for ~$40, hook it to the headphone jack with a patch cord, and then use any Bluetooth headphones you want

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@IwriteOK Navy SEALs now peel potatoes at JBER in Alaska

and Army "culinary specialists" get sent in stealth Blackhawks to kill Bin Laden

the Blackhawks are piloted by Pentagon lifers who've never seen one in real life, only on Powerpoint slides

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@RobDenBleyker you're forgetting the most important part of the story

that affair baby grew up and had schizophrenia (started having delusions and hallucinations in his late 20s)

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@kenklippenstein there's no requirement in the Constitution that says Congresspeople have to be alive

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@postoctobrist my favorite chapter in Das Kapital is the one where Karl Marx rants about how much he hates the Great Lakes

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@AlexaVaughn sad about this. RIP.

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@jamieloftusHELP @FDsignifier @IwriteOK is part 4 just doing dramatic readings of the angry emails from men claiming you're leaving them out?

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@BlackRedGuard1 Rebuild on Android is turn-based city-builder but also zombies. really fun, and none of the typical mobile game microtransaction bullshit.

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@TracketPacer they're both wrong, Ethernet is the name of the company that first made the cables. founded by George Ethernet in 1947, originally they only sold wiring for lamps. then it become a generic trademark like Xerox or Kleenex.

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@postoctobrist thank you for your service o7

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@edzitron should I register the "AI wedding planner horror stories" subreddit now, or wait?

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@IwriteOK "why does your podcast studio have a 'poison room'?"

"oh, it'll be relevant in like 5 or 6 years, don't worry"

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

1. Respond to any jury summons notices you receive
2. If summoned delete all social media posts about the case
3. Pretend you’re not familiar with the case
4. Pretend you’ve never heard of jury nullification

It only takes one juror to become the second hero of this story

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@BryceTetraeder thank you for your vision, be blessed

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@IwriteOK the 2nd Amendment protects my right to have a gender reveal Davy Crockett