Stupid Calculations

Where practical facts get rendered into useless ones.

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@JasonMurray117 @MattBonesteel I just read the article on the WaPo and it embeds a Tweet from a racist rightwing "Pepe" Twitter account.

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@LincolnRestler Where can one read the details of your proposal?

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@michaeldweiss Thanks for surfacing this. Saw it at Angelika.

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@JayinKyiv I've been following you for a while but noticed some of your posts or shares have recently become morally adrift. A shark eating a man? Get back to the light, Jay.

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@michaeldweiss Michael, did you ever read about how many millions were spent on LED lighting the new bridge? You'll think it was a typo.

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@JayinKyiv This is just war porn, Jay, and in the same vein as snuff films.

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There are more than 100,000 Uber/Lyft/Via cars in NYC. It would take 2.5 pounds of paper (250 sheets) just to print out just their license plates.

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Upon un-bowling frozen soaked cashews for nut milk, I discovered they really are brain food. #cashews #nutmilk #brainhealth

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A judge ruled that just 161 out of 300,000 seized Michael Cohen docs reviewed so far qualified as privileged. If each of these items was a grain of rice, that would be less than 1/9th of an ounce out of 138 pounds. #michaelcohen @MichaelAvenatti @MichaelCohen212

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If every day of your life was a drop of water, this bottle would hold your entire life. https://t.co/Ndtsv8RwMl

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Printing out JUST the names of the 87 million pilfered Facebook accounts would take ≈ 21,000 pages of 8.5x11" paper. Times New Roman, size 12, one space between names. Based on an average of 9 letters per full name. #CambridgeAnalytics #FacebookTestimony #MarkZuckerberg

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When you don't have an iPhone tripod, a bipod Lego AT-ST will do. #LegoStarWars

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If Bitcoin was a rollercoaster, how fast would it be going right now...and would anyone survive the G-forces? Sure lookin like Kingda Ka. #bitcoin #bitcoincrash #rolllercoaster

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@SpaceX About how many bottle rockets worth of thrust will a Falcon Heavy produce from launch until orbit? #FalconHeavy

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Apple will be repatriating about $250 billion in overseas cash. That's more than 275 tons worth of dollar bills (250 metric tons).

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Harvey dumped enough rain to fill 1 billion average size swimming pools (27 trillion gallons/25,000 gallons). #Harvey2017 #stats

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Trump says he's worth $10 billion, making his $1 million donation as generous as someone with a net worth of $1 million donating 100 bucks.

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#HarveyStorm has dumped more than 16.7 million Olympic swimming pools worth of rain so far (11 trillion gallons).

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The $700 million Powerball works out to $2251/hour for every hour left in a 50 year-old's life. And you?
https://t.co/uPMIacq8qP #powerball

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This painting sold @Sothebys for $110.5 million. Works out to $10,945 for every day Basquiat lived; $456 per hour. @Artforum