@ratman

🧀🎯🐭

[pantless papple @pantless_papple]

What if your forehead flashed lights when you have sexy thoughts

[You’re the worst @OMGSoOverIt]

Life looks better from under the covers.
It’s science.

[Lazor @Lazor2828]

Sure, I can stay up past 10:30, I just can't stay upright.

[CTV News @CTVNews]

Part mammal, bird and reptile: Genome mapping reveals how the platypus came to be https://t.co/wtfIozMlkF

[Ginger @gingerbrigade1]

Why is it your mistake always my inconvenience?

[Look, it's Me! @WTheLegs]

Your hypocrisy smells like asshole

[tater🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl]

I'm in nobody's circle of friends because I have no friends.

[Chelle~ @BombChelleNY]

Thirsty? I have a twisted tea for you.

[@ratman @sturat22]

Figure ♾PairS in Paris 🎰

[Rick Colby @RickBColby]

The things that call us toward our higher self.

[Andy @andylectablyme]

Some wounds don't heal.
They become reminders.

#7wordspoet #heal

[Betty Botticelli @Faungirl123]

I'm ready to go to breakfast and do fat girl shit

[The Tipsy Angel 🪽😇 @blonde_opinion]

Plot twist you do the dishes while I feel you up.

[jenntrify @_jennatural]

Some of you are weird as fuck