David Sturm

Ohioan🅾raised in🥜Alabama+25y🦞inMaine: quite a wicked accent y'all! Physics🌈teacher/tinkerer/tenor/bassoonist/Auburn UMarching Band🦅alum/amputee/they/'m🖖🤟

[David Sturm @sturmde]

Join me on https://t.co/tJXOExvnqU

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

hope he’s cuddling all the ducks wherever he is now

[Ronni🧂Salt-WhoWroteGunnawahYeahThatOne @RonniSalt]

vale Sam Neill, 1947-2026

✒️'All the world's a stage,

And all the men and women merely players:

They have their exits and their entrances;

And one man in his time plays many parts.'

✒️William Shakespeare, As You Like It

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[David Sturm @sturmde]

@speakeasytlkshw @EmmanuelAcho Acho, son of Asneeze
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Strange take, considering a Clark-minus WNBA would quickly go bankrupt like the ABL. Without ~25% of merchandise sales, 300% increase in attendance for Fever road games, and the increased television share, how exactly do they make that up without her??

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@kimmie_c_ It's pronounced shpahr-KLAY ssuck-a-NANNA?

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@kimmie_c_ I believe you meant to type "corny". 🌽 🌽 🌽
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Although 🌽 with ⭐ would mean something else, altogether!

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@couchcoachdon @RepoleStable @TheUFL CFL isn't 11-man American football. It's similar but 12-man, a different code, field, and rules.

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@TechAthletics Months have gone by, and that new flat monocolor 2-D logo still looks horrendous, compared to the beveled 3-D two-color logo Tech was famous for.

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@elizabethpipko You should see all the "Platner Youth" in Maine supporting that crypto-fascist misogynist. Just wait till the ex-girlfriends start coming out from hiding.

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@NFLDraftDome If he just wants to play somewhere, the UFL would gladly have him. He can pick the city he wants to go to of the eight....

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@AdamBreneman81 @TheUFL @NextUpBreneman Outlaws. Black and red, like the original USFL team.

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@SteveRob Have you tried going in a suit and tie yet?

[David Sturm @sturmde]

@LanieASassyVet How vacuous. You must have missed Rescue 911, his hundred or so guest roles on numerous television shows in the 1970s and 1980s, his countless appearances on shows like Mike Douglas, his commercials, and many other things that kept him on television continuously.

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@11point7 Al Bundy, POLK HIGH LIVES!!

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@theblaze 100% of him is lying about his gender

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@EshaAA33 Yes. Perfectly fine. He's in charge of the FBI, which is responsible for protecting US Olympic teams abroad and at home... And he's not anything like J Edgar...
https://t.co/ol23NzKfn6

[David Sturm @sturmde]

@TravelTownGame SEWING SKILLS 🧵
And it's sEwing skiLLs on an ELL of fabric!
An ell is an ancient unit 45 in. which gives one a yard (36") plus 4½" hemming space at each end.

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@RepoleStable @TheUFL I knew Bob and Doug McKenzie, eh. And they are no Bob and Doug McKenzie, eh!

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@RepoleStable @TheUFL Keep it. Of course if there's an offsides or an illegal formation, that needs to be flagged. Since the sky judge can review every play it should work just fine.

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@TravelTownGame A wonderful stew

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@TravelTownGame Mark and Summer sitting by the fire 🔥.
Fire glows, now cue the choir! 🎵🎶🎶