Stu Adams

I co-created life using only my penis.

[Stu Adams @StuWhiskey]

Spent the morning reading comics and watching The Simpsons. #GreatStartToSunday

[Stu Adams @StuWhiskey]

@BQQuinn @SalVulcano will there be a @WhatSayYouPod for Fast 8? I really hope there is!

[Jason Major @JPMajor]

That bright star is actually Earth, seen between Saturn's A and F rings by #Cassini on April 13, 2017...889.6 million miles away.

[Stu Adams @StuWhiskey]

@TellEmSteveDave @BQQuinn Sunday Jeff spits bars better than anyone in the game! #TrueGOAT

[Stu Adams @StuWhiskey]

@TellEmSteveDave @BQQuinn Sunday Jeff spits bars better than anybody in the game #TrueGOAT

[Stu Adams @StuWhiskey]

@Portsy1 hahaha!

[Stu Adams @StuWhiskey]

@Portsy1 it's alright at best. #trollingjamesinthemorning

[Jimmy Graham @TheJimmyGraham]

#12s RT to help @cliffavril win $25k for his foundation #AvrilWPMOYChallenge #AvrilWPMOYChallenge #AvrilWPMOYChallenge #AvrilWPMOYChallenge

[Stu Adams @StuWhiskey]

@shanktastic what did you expect from @Portsy1? It's never high brow is it?

[Stu Adams @StuWhiskey]

@Portsy1 coaxing builds up the pressure needed for the sauce to eject. You need a thin jet stream.

[Stu Adams @StuWhiskey]

@Portsy1 if you're shaking the bottle you're doing it wrong. You need a firm, but tender, stroke to coax it out.

[Stu Adams @StuWhiskey]

@Portsy1 it's more of a "pulsing jet" of sauce. Application requires a lot of wrist work.

[Stu Adams @StuWhiskey]

@Portsy1 I added my own "special sauce" knowing you would do something stupid overnight 💦💦

[Stu Adams @StuWhiskey]

@Portsy1 I'll have you know I didn't use garlic. #youlie #kissmydick

[Stu Adams @StuWhiskey]

@Portsy1 you don't know shit son! It was a culinary masterpiece

[Stu Adams @StuWhiskey]

Tonight I made a baked Camembert bread bowl and it was outstanding.

[Stu Adams @StuWhiskey]

Let's go @Seahawks looking for a big 2nd half!

[Stu Adams @StuWhiskey]

TOUCHDOWN! Now we're in the game! #letsgo12s

[Stu Adams @StuWhiskey]

Jimmy Graham you hero! #SEAvsSF

[Stu Adams @StuWhiskey]

I don't like Star Wars. There, I said it.