RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER
1. Have her home by 9 or answer to ME
2. Gentlemen ONLY
3. No kissing or--wait
4. hang on
5. I...
6. I don't have a daughter
7. my god
8. who has been living in my house?
9. I am entering the room
10. JESUS
11. WHAT IS THAT
12. SO MANY TEETH
13. RUN