Jim Kendall

[Jim Kendall @StyanKendall]

@Seamus_Malek Don Jon, you are going to heeeell for your treatment of womeeeen...

... and when you are there, find me a ruby

[@krak.bsky.social @krakoum]

@IwriteOK “I am somehow less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.”

Stephen Jay Gould

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

me: you don’t like any of my gifts

her: no! the five golden rings were nice. it’s just-

me: too many birds?

her: really bird heavy this year

[Jim Kendall @StyanKendall]

@hankgreen Isn't the world's smallest mammal whichever one just got conceived at the time of speaking?

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

When your pie hates broccoli.

[Jim Kendall @StyanKendall]

Rights of women, right to live life, right to freedom. It is a humble demand, it is necessary to good living.

#mahsaamini #zanzendegiazadi

[Samira Mohyeddin سمیرا @SMohyeddin]

Night 16 #IranProtests
Sharif University, which regularly feeds @Harvard & @MIT & gave the world the only woman to ever win a @FieldsInstitute medal, is under siege tonight in #Tehran. @SharifUni students are hooded & being taken away in unmarked vans.
#Iran #Mahsa_Amini‌

[Jim Kendall @StyanKendall]

@reasonablyzen @JohnDiesattheEn Trick question! The whole photo is a lizard!

[Jim Kendall @StyanKendall]

@CoventryCanon Bless you, Kathryn

[Jim Kendall @StyanKendall]

Could you ever not?

[alfie 🌝 @linguiniiiii]

How to escape the minotaur's labyrinth (thread 🧵)

[Jim Kendall @StyanKendall]

@picnicface For families, this is definitely an 18+ movie, by which I mean I would have super enjoyed it anywhere from the age of 13, and I only got all the jokes at 25

[Jim Kendall @StyanKendall]

My favourite new New Year's tradition, watching #RollerTown with friends.

@picnicface, I've said it before and it's true: you made the perfect movie!!

People who haven't seen it: it's available for rent on Amazon and I don't know where else

#chandler #friends

[Some More News @SomeMoreNews]

A Real War on Christmas Would be Devastating #SomeThis

[Jim Kendall @StyanKendall]

@startthemachine @AbeTheMighty I hope you are using the version of Saving Private Ryan with the good soundtrack: https://t.co/SdlGKzvipU

[Eric Sabio rapper name: big E, SMALL s @thelastESabio]

@Soren_Ltd After my second Pfizer shot I can now talk to cows. They don’t talk back to me or understand what I say, but I’m over my fear of talking to cows and I think the vaccine did that…

[Jim Kendall @StyanKendall]

@OSacrumCorIesu More digital resources (I know, "More?!") Because creatively, throughout all the hundreds of years of liturgy, knowledge always got supplemented by popular storytelling and plays. We've never skimped on Jesus in Art, that's where he catches people in the heart

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

I wouldn’t be rebuking you if you’d listened when I buked you the first time.

[Jim Kendall @StyanKendall]

@snim2 The rules for spam have evolved into the rules for jazz

[Jim Kendall @StyanKendall]

@CSMFHT I had a joke about Endymion but I'm not sure how well it has aged