Eric Sabio rapper name: big E, SMALL s

I’m a fan of people who use their intelligence and humor creatively. It’s about punching up, not down, and shedding light on the dark places

[Eric Sabio rapper name: big E, SMALL s @thelastESabio]

About me: I’m still best friends with every dog I’ve ever met, ever. I’m so humble, if there was a competition to find the most humble person, I’d come in second place.

[Eric Sabio rapper name: big E, SMALL s @thelastESabio]

@ashleyippolito I have felt this in rapidly increasing succession for the last 24 years. Just insane historical event after insane historical event…

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Reminding women that their husbands don’t have to know who they voted for is pissing off exactly the people that make such a message necessary.

[Eric Sabio rapper name: big E, SMALL s @thelastESabio]

@ADHDForReal Me in middle school diving into a new world versus me now trying to find time to read

[THE MORTAL THOR LAWYER @ThorLawyer]

remember when captain america said this?

[Eric Sabio rapper name: big E, SMALL s @thelastESabio]

@blizzb3ar ⭐️⭐️⭕️⭕️⭕️

[Eric Sabio rapper name: big E, SMALL s @thelastESabio]

@GailSimone Am I them in their world & their life or am I them in my world & my life? Also, would I look like them or me?

[Eric Sabio rapper name: big E, SMALL s @thelastESabio]

@adamhlavac … they say anything about Willow?

[Eric Sabio rapper name: big E, SMALL s @thelastESabio]

@kelly__le “When you’re here, you’re family! … after you leave… I mean it’s on you to make it work”

[Eric Sabio rapper name: big E, SMALL s @thelastESabio]

@BrynDonovan Yes, 1983 wherever that lands… last I heard, we were something like the Oregon Trail kids or the Lost Boys or Elder Millennials which somehow makes me feel both ancient & infantilized… less Euphoria, more 1/2 a gummy & F-Zero racing

[Eric Sabio rapper name: big E, SMALL s @thelastESabio]

@ADHDForReal

[Eric Sabio rapper name: big E, SMALL s @thelastESabio]

@FitzyMoPena 1. I constantly fight the urge to say “howdy howdy howdy”
2. For my son’s bath time I would alternate between “reach for the sky” or “what does Woody say?” until he responded “reach for the sky, asshole” which is both grammatically correct & funny so …

[Eric Sabio rapper name: big E, SMALL s @thelastESabio]

@fuckyouiquit “Has agreed to pay a slightly higher bribe in order to be forgiven for previous bribes”

[Eric Sabio rapper name: big E, SMALL s @thelastESabio]

@RealChrisCal “No, I can’t use hand sanitizer today & no I don’t wanna talk about it”

[Eric Sabio rapper name: big E, SMALL s @thelastESabio]

@ADHDForReal The fun of it is, I know enough to know there are tons of questions to ask when I meet an ACTUAL expert in a field. I try to cut myself off from asking too many questions or give them an out to say something like “thank you for your interest, I have a family, please let me go…”

[Eric Sabio rapper name: big E, SMALL s @thelastESabio]

@14_kaiju I’m not usually a fan of 4DX but this was an experience. The seats shifted with the boats & the plane, they shook with the roars & the blasts. I openly cried with strangers

[Have I Got News For You US @hignfyus]

How long has Roy been holding back this kind of knowledge?

[Eric Sabio rapper name: big E, SMALL s @thelastESabio]

@MakeSomeNoiseDO I may not be as big of a pun nut as others, but I’ll take a shot. It’s rare to find jokes of such high caliber. I’m just shooting from the hip with these puns so they may come across as hollow points, I’m open to suggestion to make them bulletproof. This was close, call it a draw

[Eric Sabio rapper name: big E, SMALL s @thelastESabio]

@Acyn Did he drop thunder in the middle of a speech?

[Eric Sabio rapper name: big E, SMALL s @thelastESabio]

@ADHDForReal My wife 6pm: “why is the washer in the laundry room open???”
Me: “… damnit… yeah that was me this morning, I was in the middle of putting stuff in when a client called, then just went about my day & that room stopped existing”