ShutUpAndRead TSM

Writing for TSM while simultaneously working on my MRS degree and occasionally attending a class or two.

[ShutUpAndRead TSM @suarTSM]

@2NOTBrokeGirls this is the first season I've ever watched. It's like watching a train wreck. A hilarious, beautiful train wreck.

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"I'm good." - Olivia and every other crazy girl, ever #TheBachelor

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Did anyone else notice that Olivia has started covering her mouth when she gets excited? #TheBachelor

[Total Sorority Move @totalsratmove]

After all this time? Always. https://t.co/bfIKBQc1IJ

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How about Trump hitting on a college girl. https://t.co/t6hcRVXk8I

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Never ask a man if something makes you look fat. It’s a losing situation for both of you. https://t.co/zfl8p6xpHW

[crismontyy @crismontyy]

Stop thinking of what could go wrong and start thinking of what would happen if everything goes wrong at the same time!

-my brain

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Plot twist: Kris Jenner gets the final rose #TheBachelor

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I still say that fifth shot was worth it 💁🏻 https://t.co/Q1v8mFEwck

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This isn't sad, right?

[Dr. Jenn @DrJennLC]

Once again, @Srat_Bro_TSM says what I am thinking. https://t.co/Ede3G9Zk8D

[Annie @SME_Annie]

No, I feel fine. That's just my raging cunt personality kicking in.

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@hEARPes I'm sorry I just can't take you seriously when your name sounds like herpes

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You'll all make beautiful girlfriends one day. https://t.co/NajqHR7o2t

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We live in a world where Josh is more successful than Drake, anything is possible.

[Total Sorority Move @totalsratmove]

He apologizes when he knows he's done something wrong. https://t.co/U0KIE16bCJ

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Oh, so they're NOT okay with us stealing their belongings? Shucks. https://t.co/0frk8vo7ZP

[ShutUpAndRead TSM @suarTSM]

Remember when jackets were the middle school equivalent of shack shirts? If you kept his jacket overnight, that shit was a badge of honor.

[crismontyy @crismontyy]

Anyone who calls themselves "relatable" is someone I don't want to relate to at all

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26 Things That Happen When Your Boyfriend Lives In A Frat House: https://t.co/DoMDTIjWNw