🪷Subatomic Guy🪷

Fluent in Shpongolese | Him/Bo | Spice-pilled | Benny Jizzeratt'd | @OneSmolCat is my life and my love C²♡

[Smol Cat 2.0 (retired) @OneSmolCat]

fell in the toilet & got flushed at work again

[🪷Subatomic Guy🪷 @Subatomic_Guy]

I blew out my asshole playing pickleball

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Feeling like a brand new molecule

[🪷Subatomic Guy🪷 @Subatomic_Guy]

I blew out my asshole playing pickleball

[🪷Subatomic Guy🪷 @Subatomic_Guy]

I take my Red Bull into the bathroom with me because you never know when you'll need to supercharge your poops

[🪷Subatomic Guy🪷 @Subatomic_Guy]

Y'all killed JFK and wanna act like you have any place to talk about this shit

[Liz Lyons @CIASpox]

The Committee acted in bad faith by subpoenaing an Agency officer for testimony today without notifying CIA, despite having already obtained closed-door testimony from the individual previously. The witness testifying today is not appearing as a whistleblower in pursuit of the truth, but instead in response to the subpoena issued by Chairman Paul.

This proceeding amounts to nothing more than dishonest political theater masquerading as a congressional hearing. As the CIA has already assessed, COVID-19 most likely originated from a lab leak, and efforts to undermine that conclusion are disingenuous.

[🪷Subatomic Guy🪷 @Subatomic_Guy]

@Rivo9_ Buh-buh-buh-bah gawd

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Epstein is alive. He body-snatched Erika Kirk

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"Ah, a photo of me from when I was older.."

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@KravMagaRoc @EvangelicalDW Maybe kid fuckers aren't the "chosen people" you think they are. Find God, heathen

[GameDate @gamedatedev]

Your multiplayer game isn't dead, players just can't find each other.
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[🪷Subatomic Guy🪷 @Subatomic_Guy]

His full name is actually Papa "New Guinea" John

[🪷Subatomic Guy🪷 @Subatomic_Guy]

His full name is actually Papa "New Guinea" John

[🪷Subatomic Guy🪷 @Subatomic_Guy]

Won't you join me on my walk?

[🪷Subatomic Guy🪷 @Subatomic_Guy]

I'm sorry, WHAT kind of jeans are these?

[🪷Subatomic Guy🪷 @Subatomic_Guy]

Ashes to ashes

Ducks to ducks

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@Rivo9_ Bah gawd

[🪷Subatomic Guy🪷 @Subatomic_Guy]

Out at the cheesecake factory with my coworkers and I've been in the bathroom for the last 10 minutes, consistently shitting my soul and the last 3 days of food out.

Think they'll notice when I come back and easily finish my meal?

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@Rivo9_ 👀

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I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing him. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pecker.