zukospetdragon🌱🧚🏼‍♀️🍓

nico
gender? indian 🍉

[zukospetdragon🌱🧚🏼‍♀️🍓 @subatrasingh]

Can’t sell my eggs:(

[gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios]

google maps preservando identidade do meu gato desde 2019

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

I love how Noah wrote these lyrics as things he thinks the people in his hometown are thinking about him when he comes home and meanwhile they’re like “girl what we don’t think that u just made that the hell up 😭”

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

DAN AND PHIL - THE HARD LAUNCH WORLD TOUR

TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY 12PM LOCAL TIME https://t.co/dPs8YqtW0h

[Nova 🏹 @GRACENCHASE]

The gods watching their children throw Chiron a Father’s Day party

[Kush @kushika_twt]

I bet my cat thinks I leave the apartment every day to hunt and simply return with no kills

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

My 13 year old niece just posted this I’m on my knees 😭😭

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[megha @litttiichokha]

books are the coolest form of media because there are no fucking ads in them

[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

MEXICO’S SLEEPIEST LITTLE SUPPORTER HAS ARRIVED 🐱🇲🇽

[ethan pixar! 🏳️‍🌈 TS5 @WOODYPRlDE]

ambulance passed by my house

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Having a cat is fun because it's like a little mountain goat in your house. Oh, hello you're on the fridge.

[nico is mad at rick riordan again @nicothespy]

nico ‘little ball of darkness’ di angelo and will ‘glow-in-the-dark boyfriend’ solace

[ana @needyrlov]

you’d be having a good day and here come 5 seconds of summer soundchecking caramel in a room you’re not in and bringing back the rocks as option for a show you’re not attending

[zukospetdragon🌱🧚🏼‍♀️🍓 @subatrasingh]

Opening this thread made my day wthell this is so cute 😭😭😭

[lui @lum4ll0fr3]

se quedó a dormir una amiga y le advertí que la gata se iba a meter abajo de las sábanas me despierto y estamos así jajsjsjsj

[sydnee 🌱 @ginasfsydnee]

does my cat know what it means when i kiss him on the top of his little head

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Addicted to telling my friends in extremely low-level government positions to “intervene” on various things

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896

[not lena @bluegreytan]

i wonder if eddie will ever find out he became the invisible boyfriend