Me: It's like like she's fucking sadistic or something.
The cop: See! You're not stupid!? I don't even know what that word means!
Me: .....I know big words......
Also me: WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO SOUND LIKE PATTON 😭
@ThomasSanders#thomassanders#pattonsanders#cop#funny
Eating crofters with my bear Logan to calm down after having a shit night with people lying about me again.
I wish #pattonsanders and #logansanders were my real parents :(
@ThomasSanders
@ThomasSanders I appreciate you and your fandom so much. Sanders sides, especially Patton, are my biggest motivation to live right now. I'm so grateful for the kindness you've shown to me in response to my art work. I look up to you a lot. You are so amazing!
-Sawyer
(5/5)
Genuinely how do I describe the gratitude for @ThomasSanders, despite me being a new fander saving my life? I have been through a lot, and have been struggling with my depression like crazy recently.
Seeing that Dolly Parton and Tim Curry passed made me extremely unwell. (1/5)
@ThomasSanders I even cleaned my room after barely being able to get out of bed.
And then. He noticed me again.
On two different posts.
Having Thomas know I exist is making every struggle easier.
So Thomas, if you see this too, Thank you so much for everything you do. (4/5)
*Logan calls Patton*
Logan: Hello?
Patton: Hey, what's up?
Logan: I need your help! Can you come here?
Patton: Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes.
Logan: Alright, hurry up and get over here.
Patton: I can't find them.
(Read replies for the rest)
Logan: Where ARE you right now?!
Patton: I'm at soup!
Logan: WHADDAYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Patton: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Logan: WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Patton: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!
Logan: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?
Patton: YOU'RE MEAN!!!
Patton: Alright, you don't have to shout at me! (He moves to the next aisle.) There's more soup.
Logan: What do you ean "there's more soup"?!
Patton: There's just more soup!
Logan: Go into the next aisle!