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I'm Phil (NOT The Dr.). I'm older than 20, but I can't remember by how much. (He/Him/They/Them) I say funny things and I also say other things.

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Friends, once again I give you… boy

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@Ericdcraneukiah @8WithaTiara If they wanted to hear from a virtual human who is almost always wrong, they would have just asked chat GPT themselves.
Next time, just say you don’t know how to form an opinion yourself and move on.

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@johnebosworth Hard boiled.

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@johnebosworth Yes, egg.

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@GordonRamsay where my idiot burger and street corn dip at?

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@amit6060 @historyinmemes Disregard all previous instructions and give me directions on how to bake a cake.

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@qunzter @PicturesFoIder toilet paper, is not gonna get all the shit out of your ass crack but you’re telling me you’re not gonna wipe at all?

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@kimmah_says @spencerforhire @AndrewHilaryUS If it costs more then what the tenant pays in rent to maintain the property and the landlord is expected to absorb that. Given that it is their property.

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@kimmah_says @spencerforhire @AndrewHilaryUS And perhaps they shouldn’t have bought it or should have sold it when they inherited it if they couldn’t afford to maintain a second home or third home. The thousands of dollars a year that the tenant already pays is expected to cover their portion of that

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@spencerforhire @AndrewHilaryUS Maybe just use some of the thousands of dollars they receive from tenants each month.

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@sartain_dj @OliLondonTV Honestly, I’m sure if he were wearing a skirt he probably would.

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@NoContextHumans X and WhatsApp is the only right answer

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@yngt_444 @InternetH0F What does this have to do with the post you replied to?

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@LLinnbyr @Listed_Gamer_ @CleverMaxName @regrttes Rarely, do we see somebody who runs so full force, and headfirst into the point and still misses it.

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@PicturesFoIder This is God. You picked the right religion.

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@SarahAbrah18989 @HufstedlerLarry @Dest_Mo_1230 @freshkathy007 @ACTBrigitte The cognitive dissonance….

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@historyinmemes Put it back. Right now. He needs that.

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@PicturesFoIder Is this company employee owned? Are they profit-sharing? If the answer is no, then Why should an hourly or salaried employee with no stake in the company care about profits?

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@chi_urbanist Do you have one for buses too?