Jessica

Is that vintage? No, my cat scratched it. #subtlecatlady

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

If I lived until I was 200 then maybe I would drive BELOW the speed limit, but I'm not so #pushthegas #masshole4eva

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

Fwiw - they called me back and refunded me. I will use them again because the concept is really spectacular.

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

@getlabs I’m trying to get in touch with customer service. Texted and been on hold for 10 mins only to receive a dead end automation prompt. My lab results from yesterday were mislabeled and not able to be analyzed by labcorp.

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

Big Mac excels at social distancing. Present, but not quite.

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

Cue: lion king music 🦁

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

Well that escalated quickly https://t.co/38VslHydQc

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

My cat has a cardiologist https://t.co/DxuiJcTsqn

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

Dry shampoo on a monday = winning at life #adulting

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

@PeterAlexander He has to find a new fixer!

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

I’m backkk https://t.co/3MFBwDnFcF

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

Just let the tears mess up your makeup #TheBachelor

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

Why are all these parents negative? All you should be concerned about is that your kid is happy. #TheBachelor

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

Billion dollar idea: a lip gloss that doesn't stick to your hair 💁🏻💋#makeup

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

When you wear night cream during the day #skincare #skincareroutine

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

Nothing like enjoying a flourless chocolate cake and then finding a hair in the last bite

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

When in Berlin...

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

Never trust a Bryan with a Y #TheBachelerotteFinale

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

Bryan and I have the same taste in rings #TheBacheloreteFinale

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

All we wanted was two rings and two limos #TheBachelerotteFinale

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

If you're Bryan, wtf are you thinking right now? #TheBachelerotteFinale

[Jessica @subtlecatlady]

Should have been wrapped up two hours ago #TheBacheloretteFinale