Subu Shrestha

[Subu Shrestha @subushrestha]

“Is it the mug type of thingie with a lamp lighting feature in the front?”
Me when the wife asks to get the Sukunda.

“How old are you?”
The wife replies.

[Subu Shrestha @subushrestha]

This is magic if you can pull it off. Did it myself for the last 15 years.

[Brandon Avedikian @bavedikian]

I would like to thank my landlord for his generosity.

For allowing me and my family to live in a property he owns. All we have to do is pay him rent every month.

For accepting mediocre returns on his capital so that I can earn much higher returns on my capital by investing into my business and into real estate.

For taking on the risk of all major components of the property including the HVAC system, roof, foundation, plumbing and electrical systems, etc.

The value he is adding to my family is appreciated and does not go unnoticed.

[Brandon Avedikian @bavedikian]

I would like to thank my landlord for his generosity.

For allowing me and my family to live in a property he owns. All we have to do is pay him rent every month.

For accepting mediocre returns on his capital so that I can earn much higher returns on my capital by investing into my business and into real estate.

For taking on the risk of all major components of the property including the HVAC system, roof, foundation, plumbing and electrical systems, etc.

The value he is adding to my family is appreciated and does not go unnoticed.

[Subu Shrestha @subushrestha]

Here to check if everyone else’s Facebook is logged out and not logging back in. #Facebook #FacebookDown

[Subu Shrestha @subushrestha]

...that you won't be able to sell anyway.

[Alex MacCaw @maccaw]

Always worth remembering.

[Subu Shrestha @subushrestha]

I'll wait for the @MKBHD review and then decide if I need to sell my remaining kidney 😬

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

The era of spatial computing has arrived! Apple Vision Pro is available in the US on February 2.

[Subu Shrestha @subushrestha]

Same same 😁

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Going to try this again…

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

In 2023, Twitter became X and adopted the tagline, “Go fuck yourself!”

What a time to be alive.

[Subu Shrestha @subushrestha]

@sama Surely they fired him just for not capitalizing the first letter of the sentence😁

[Subu Shrestha @subushrestha]

Headline
Sub head
Body copy
Disclaimer

It's not about placement but simply about font size.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

It's called visual hierarchy

[Neville Medhora @nevmed]

Client: “It’s hard to get attention for a roofing company.”

Copywriter: “Hold my beer.”

[Subu Shrestha @subushrestha]

@BUZZNET 53/61

[Subu Shrestha @subushrestha]

It's ironic that the song about irony is not ironic. And that, according to Alanis Morissette, is supposed to be the irony which I don't find ironic, rather it's a bit moronic.

#VeryVeryLatePost #LikeBeforeTheInternet

[Subu Shrestha @subushrestha]

No ball is going in goal with that wingspan. 🙃

[Subu Shrestha @subushrestha]

@theRealKiyosaki Lost all respect for this quack.

[Subu Shrestha @subushrestha]

Nepali ho ni. Chance payo bhane garchha. 😬

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Number of public holidays annually:

🇳🇵 Nepal: 35
🇲🇲 Myanmar: 32
🇮🇷 Iran: 26
🇱🇰 Sri Lanka: 25
🇧🇩 Bangladesh: 22
🇪🇬 Egypt: 22
🇰🇭 Cambodia: 21
🇮🇳 India: 21
🇦🇷 Argentina: 19
🇱🇧 Lebanon: 19
🇨🇴 Colombia: 18
🇵🇭 Philippines: 18
🇮🇸 Iceland: 16
🇮🇩 Indonesia: 16
🇯🇵 Japan: 16
🇵🇰 Pakistan: 16
🇰🇿 Kazakhstan: 16
🇹🇭 Thailand: 16
🇦🇹 Austria: 14
🇨🇱 Chile: 14
🇩🇰 Denmark: 14
🇳🇴 Norway: 14
🇰🇷 South Korea: 14
🇹🇷 Turkey: 14
🇻🇪 Venezuela: 14
🇨🇿 Czechia: 13
🇫🇮 Finland: 13
🇵🇱 Poland: 13
🇪🇸 Spain: 13
🇮🇹 Italy: 12
🇸🇪 Sweden: 12
🇺🇦 Ukraine: 12
🇨🇳 China: 11
🇫🇷 France: 11
🇳🇱 Netherlands: 11
🇷🇺 Russia: 11
🇿🇦 South Africa: 11
🇺🇸 USA: 11
🇦🇺 Australia: 10-13
🇩🇪 Germany: 10-13
🇨🇦 Canada: 10-13
🇧🇪 Belgium: 10
🇪🇪 Estonia: 10
🇮🇪 Ireland: 10
🇧🇷 Brazil: 9-12
🇹🇼 Taiwan: 9
🇬🇧 UK: 8-10
🇲🇽 Mexico: 8

[Subu Shrestha @subushrestha]

From attempt coup, to exile to memes in less than 48 hours.

[Subu Shrestha @subushrestha]

😂

[Russian Market @runews]

June 2023

[Subu Shrestha @subushrestha]

Most likely.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

How you make $6.2 billion dollars?

1- Tell the CIA you’re planning a coup on Russia
2- Take $6.2 billion dollars
3- Don’t do shit.