subwaysaurus

Everything make me cranky. Especially gasbags in power. Thrash tail! Grrrr!

[subwaysaurus @subwaysaurus]

The new Ford COVID plan: "Hey, the vaccine's here now. So everyone just go get it and stop bothering me."
#onpoli

[subwaysaurus @subwaysaurus]

The timing of Trump's speech shows clearly where his loyalties lie. Ah! There's the closing bell!

[subwaysaurus @subwaysaurus]

I hope they name them Trümpen.

https://t.co/1fmnUyhQLB

[subwaysaurus @subwaysaurus]

Maybe just change the slogan to: "A Plate to Glow"

#Onpoli

[subwaysaurus @subwaysaurus]

@Sanderstheresal @fordnation Does anyone remember the Ford Nation fundraiser that was supposed to end in a balloon drop? Except they used helium filled balloons? Stay in school, kids.

[subwaysaurus @subwaysaurus]

Hmm. The words "in error" and "nuclear power plant." They just go together so well.

#pickering
#chernobyl
#emergencyalert

[subwaysaurus @subwaysaurus]

@SloshTheYeti @fordnation Great artwork. Here's some lyrics to go along with it.

[subwaysaurus @subwaysaurus]

Festive holiday greeting from me. @SciTeacherEd @MacheteGardener

[subwaysaurus @subwaysaurus]

My song for @cafreeland after staring down #BathrobeGuy at the Club. Because, well, #bathrobe is trending. #cdnpoli

[subwaysaurus @subwaysaurus]

Chrystia Freeland kicked out of Cambridge Club by mean guy in a bathrobe. That needs a song. @robyndoolittle #elxn42

[subwaysaurus @subwaysaurus]

There are many other cosmetic dentists in Minnesota. Time to bankrupt the dazzling smile of Walter James Palmer. #CecilTheLion

[subwaysaurus @subwaysaurus]

If you don't support #mudderella, these people will come to your house and occupy your living room. @MacheteGardener

[subwaysaurus @subwaysaurus]

Sadly, they are revealing themselves to be one and the same. #TOPoli

[subwaysaurus @subwaysaurus]

#densitycreep #TOPoli https://t.co/5z89ezR9bZ

[Steven M Prentice @StevenPrentice]

My take on #densitycreep - to the tune of Radiohead's Creep. @Limericking

[subwaysaurus @subwaysaurus]

Way to go, Toronto cabbies. Snarling traffic and acting churlish. That'll make us love you even more. No need for competition here. #TOPoli

[subwaysaurus @subwaysaurus]

@MacheteGardener Happy thing-day. Thank you for teaching me how to "read" trees. I wish I had something of equal value to give you.

[subwaysaurus @subwaysaurus]

If @NoJetsTO really wants to make sure no jets actually fly from the island, put Rob and Doug Ford in charge of building the runway. #TOPoli

[subwaysaurus @subwaysaurus]

Apparently no-one told Rob Ford that you can't do fiscal projections of taxpayers' money with this. #TOPoli

[subwaysaurus @subwaysaurus]

It is not up to any politician to declare that he "ran the city very well." If he truly did so, then others will say it for him. #TOPoli

[subwaysaurus @subwaysaurus]

I think Rob Ford suffers from "fiscal dysmorphic disorder." He looks in the mirror and sees a financial-political genius. #TOPoli