Subway

Not quite Subway. More of an Arby’s fan.

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@NithyViews @vedicspace Fuck your scam call center, @NithyViews

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@KariLake @JoeBiden Shut up, Kari. So many people in AZ can’t stand you.

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@rob_ry80 @nbc15_madison Oh yeah, smart guy? What year was his last commercial with us and when did he get arrested?

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@rob_ry80 @nbc15_madison We severed ties BEFORE the kid stuff came to light!

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@FoxBusiness Who gives a SHIT?!?

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@FoxBusiness Morgan only goes on stage after 1 too many Bud Lights if you know what I mean… 😏

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@FoxBusiness “Only”???

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@Meredith5162 @FoxBusiness What? The left price ask they touch…? So confused.

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@FoxBusiness Calm your TITS! It’s a franchisee!

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@KCRG 💦 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

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@IsableJones919 @budlight What are you talking about? No one gives a shit about your kids! 😂

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Ooof.

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@Deyterkmahjerb @OceanGateExped @elonmusk He’s never helped anyone.

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@GoldingBF Shush

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Summer is heating up! Cool off with a Subway classic submersible!

#OCEANGATE

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Hectic morning? Get lost in one of our #breakfast flatbreads or wraps! Also available in 6” and footlong! #oceangate

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Our classic 6” turkey is submersible (😉) into your tummy! Try it on your choice of bread with more than 15 toppings available! #oceangate

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@TMZ He’s basically special needs if you know him or have heard him speak.

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@ianmiles We love when you’re always wrong, Ian!