"The 83 beaches Britons are warned to avoid due to SEWAGE being dumped into waters nearby - including a TripAdvisor favourite".
Don't say you weren't warned.
https://t.co/w8UY7vRTtP
@IMcMillan It was always twilight and tea was tinned โsalmonโ sandwiches* followed by tinned mixed fruit with tinned carnation milk.
*the only day they were cut diagonally.