Olly

I have never been relaxed

[Olly @succulentolive]

I think this should read: “A British teenager was forced to sign a retracting statement after BEING gang-raped” #Ibelieveher

[The Times and Sunday Times @thetimes]

A British teenager who claimed she was gang-raped by a group of Israeli men in Cyprus has been found guilty of making up the allegations https://t.co/pKcIqr1pW9

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

Me in my late 70s, getting ready to perform Fight For This Love in my care home’s talent show.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey, sorry for how I acted when our plans changed slightly. So long as everything from here on out goes exactly as I’ve planned forever, I won’t be like that again

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

for non ahs fans this is like rihanna returning to music

[Vivian @suchnerve]

do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient romans were willing to be paid in salt

[. @conorkebab]

“You’re aging forwards” is diabolical omg

[tana @bodeinebrazy888]

The light in my eyes

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Hearing your pet make heaving sounds in a carpeted room

[໊ @user0000O0]

the thought of the age i’m turning next year

[ryxn @itzryxxn]

not claire dunphy ceo of pritchett's closets

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday

[micki @micksawfc]

england this tournament

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

If I was waken up by a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me going to another city because I couldn't switch lanes

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

the skies have been rejecting any pop star who isn’t p!nk

the skies belong to p!nk

[Dulsè @JadeDaGem]

this what labubus look like to me

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

drinking at the airport lounge is so fun until the afters is sitting still in a confined space

[Biofeelia @vandedjan]

She’s a year older than a caesar salad