guy man dude creature

despite all my rage i am still just a beck in a cage

[guy man dude creature @succwagon]

trying to get photo of my donkey in a Santa hat and she’s understandably baffled by me putting things on her head

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

my favorite genre of social media posts

[farum azula beastman @tarnishdjoestar]

Mom is trying to use the microphone on the roku to search for something and dad keeps yelling “GAY PORN” before she can say anything

[Standard Reference Margot @sickfootfour]

gay guy in my beach carpool just referred to chappel roan’s Hot to Go as “the she/they YMCA”

[syd❤️‍🔥 @crosbysangels]

the canes since they’ve won the cup

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

THREE DOWN, ONE TO GO!!!

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

The calls keep hitting harder and harder

[Ian Baylatry @thepeanutpal]

It was a great privilege to illustrate the fishes of the Qrieya 3 fossil site. Congratulations to the authors on an amazing study!

https://t.co/qEAGOBphS2

[guy man dude creature @succwagon]

My coworkers having to listen to me talk about hockey and basketball at the same time when we’re an office of data crunching nerds and none of them care

[Raw @R4wf0ru]

me trying to interact more w my mutuals but their tweets aren’t helping

[ferdi @tinytruck42]

moe bison

[fawn @fawnncel]

just heard a really loud “Oh Lawd” from the isle i just crop dusted at work

[taryn @tarynewyss]

train attendant scanned my ticket then asked for his too then laughed hysterically at his own joke

[Ethan Klein is Happy and Normal! @MentalDeklein]

Ethan Klein loses due to precedent set by Ethan Klein 🤷

[John P Golden @Jpegolden]

I had like five seconds to do an actual cooldown drawing today, Go Danhausen, Go Basketball. Don't...tell my family I drew this, we're a Celtics household.

[willow @cvsprophet]

happy pride to this guy who mistook my number for his dad's and apologized for being gay

[nino 💫💫 @soocleansofresh]

white leftist bf that really wants to call enby shawty a bad bitch but doesnt wanna misgender them: youre such a bad person

[𝒦 @WH0RE4MOCHI]

I should be dryhumping a handsome nerdy man with lots of eye contact but whatever

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

June is just regular month to me. Just a glimpse into how gay my mind has become

[Daniel Galleghost 🎃👻 @BeanWalrus]

"Niles, we're lost. That's the fourth time we've passed by the pile of frankly rather tasteless sheraton armchairs."

"Yes, the style clashes with the yellow wallpaper and endless billowing void. Then again, feng shui might fail to accommodate an open floor plan this... er, OPEN"

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one