I AM GEORGE

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Bisexual women are starting to talk about Ireland the same way white straight dudes talk about Japan

[rachel yara @bugposting]

Im going to make an incredible thirty four year old woman someday.

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

Just 5 weeks until life looks like this again 🌞 😎 👌🏻

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

okay so no big deal but tomorrow I’m starting my new meticulous daily routine that will completely transform my life forever

[I AM GEORGE @suchnicesounds_]

@canadadrytweets 😈

[I AM GEORGE @suchnicesounds_]

unpaid splitwise payments should affect your credit score

[ky @radioful]

Fuck it ill kick it with a wasian for vday idgaf anymore

[tay @hairball1952]

Girls who want boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

Daily Mirror, England, February 5, 1938

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

One of the most important things in the world is to walk home alone after two drinks. That’s why people lose themselves when they get into a relationship or move to the suburbs, they stop walking home alone after two drinks

[I AM GEORGE @suchnicesounds_]

kind of giving this

[N @dearvotion]

Like a Caravaggio painting.

[I AM GEORGE @suchnicesounds_]

@samkrosen YESSSSSSSS WOOOOO BEST PLACE EVERRRR

[lara @orgaovisceral]

☝️🤓

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

brat summer has been a D.A.R.E-funded psyop designed to make sobriety the new chic cultural practice of pretentious contrarians. Can we ever do a drug without it feeling passé again?

[Jane Schoenbrun @sapphicspielbrg]

Hangover-style comedy where four dudes make a pact to let the soft animal of their heart love what it loves

[Christin @hexprax]

Men don’t deserve to jack off to anything. They should have to look at a stucco wall and try to find the abstracted shapes of women in the texture. And I’m sure they would too

[che capybara 🇵🇸 @vogon_laureate]

This, from Tobi Haslett, has only become more relevant since he said it in May 2022