Lord Suckfizzle

If the wickedness of men could be as readily seen by our judgement as flies are in milk, the world would not be so nibbled at by rats

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@Daisy_Dook Anyone but the Greens

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@RBarobax @ShayN1204 @thelefttake You also can’t read then because I never said those things

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“Sir -46 percent is already a historical low! But I think if we just play our cards right we mi-“

“Kill the endangered ponies."

"W-what?"

"Ban social media for everyone under 16."

"B-but sir!"

"Abolish life sentences for murderers and give all of them lighter sentences."

“S-sir… you cannot possibly go any lower! Please stop.”

“Legalize incest.”

“SIR!”

“I quit.”

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@meljomur Do you mean helped people he was elected to govern or people in different countries? Goes to show just how much he is hated because he caved to terrorists & recognised Palestine as a state as a direct result of murderous violence & it's still not enough for some

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@Murdr_0f_crows @RichardHannay17 You suggested that Britain would rather elect Farage than the Greens, I'm supporting that do with it what you will 🤷‍♂️ that's Twitter for you

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@Murdr_0f_crows @RichardHannay17 Hate's strong, I don't know him personally so I'd revise my statement to say I hate his politics, his public persona and how he makes money off both.

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@Murdr_0f_crows @RichardHannay17 I hate Farage - frog-faced race baiting grifter who'd sell us out and is compromised by Russia, but I will vote for him and his party rather than the loony Islamofascist compromised Greens.

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@RichardHannay17 Good take, I think we're headed towards an extremist government of some flavour as a result of the next GE.

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@PeteWishart Indeed but he's also so unremarkable as PM that he did nothing seriously beneficial with said majority and mandate.

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@ZackPolanski COBR meeting was called only after a string of multiple antisemitic attacks in n. London. COBR was called for the "Islamophobic" anti-asylum seeker demonstrations in 2024. Millions of £ of public money spent investigating & legislating against "Islamophobia" & protecting Muslims.

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@SeanGalloway_ You mean you wouldn’t pay for “meep meep”??

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@Bbmorg No they just voted for Starmer’s political execution

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@RBarobax @ShayN1204 @thelefttake What is wrong with you? Do you hate Muslims and Jews too and call everyone who disagrees with you a cunt because you are so emotionally and intellectually fragile?

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@RBarobax @ShayN1204 @thelefttake Stupid bullshit like what exactly?

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@ToryWipeout All Rupert’s fault. The millions of £s and so many hours of Parliamentary time investigating “Islamophobia” is a fever dream of mine and entirely nothing to do with the many documented knife attacks and rapes by other “communities” in the last few years.

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@Fahadi90277257 @DalrympleWill @BBCNews The ambulance arson attack was the 4th of 5th (I lost count) attack directed against the Jewish community so far this year just in north London. I hope there are no further attacks like Edinburgh

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@milliebananas @DalrympleWill @BBCNews So what you are saying is that such crimes against Jews are in fact more serious because there were more attacks and far less Jews. That is proportionality. Muslims get far more public protection money for the same reason

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@ShayN1204 @thelefttake Yes it has

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@wayne__jenkins @DalrympleWill @BBCNews What would YOU like to see? If it's true proportionality a Muslim needs to have died and this to be a few attacks in during a string of similar such incidents

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@ShayN1204 @thelefttake Why would there need to be a COBRA meeting when "Islamophobia" has been treated as a widespread given, investigated, researched, monitored legislated against at a significant cost to the public purse and in terms of Parliamentary time? One could also cite 2024's meeting