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@HondoMcclain @HeartSmileFarms @AllenWest @AOC Lol the conservative ethos distilled into a tweet. 'I don't have a memory of anecdotal evidence that this ever affected me (even if it did, in 1989) so I don't see why I have to care about it' right up until that very thing happens and it's 'im outraged someone let this happen!'

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@ThomasMarkowsk7 @TeaPainUSA Proud Texas Republican, you can agree with me that we need more government regulation, higher taxes and medicare for all. I'm sure we agree, otherwise you're just bitching and moaning because 'hurr durr AOC bad'. But that's not you, right? You just want more taxes and regulation

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@ThomasMarkowsk7 @TeaPainUSA Taxes levied to corporations in order to raise the money to pay for the things citizens need to be healthy and safe. People shouldn't have to rely on a goFundMe for a power hill or a heart attack or to pay for school to have a chance at a better life. I'm CERTAIN that as a /2

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@ThomasMarkowsk7 @TeaPainUSA I vehemently agree with you. We need legislation that allows more government regulation and control of industries that citizens rely on to survive. Things like, oh I don't know, well energy for one obviously, and let's say Healthcare too. The government should collect more in /1

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@KCPat412 @AOC You *feel like* this is about her? Facts don't care about your feelings, snowflake. Go out and raise the money yourself or cry more.

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@Lance_Henry @ARareEagle @KCPat412 @AOC They also put a clown emoji at the end of their tweet which heavily infers this is something a clown would say. Welcome to Twitter, enjoy it here.

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@Lance_Henry @ARareEagle @KCPat412 @AOC No offense but it was pretty clearly heavily sarcastic.... I don't have a literary and grammar breakdown of why those specific words in that order are sarcasm. I just sort of know. From. Speaking the language and being. Like a person and stuff...

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@tdsisti @ktraco2pups @WanderingEgo @SameeraKhan Are you suggesting that the pay for being a member of congress should somehow be tied to the median income in your district? Follow up question, what is the weather like, inside your own ass?

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@TheMastrBlastr @FalkereyLFleare @AskDesCamp @RepMaryMiller Oh man. Just wait til you hear about whether or not the oil and natural gas industries get government subsidies. Should they pull their own weight too?

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@FreeBeeCee @DIABOLUSBM @KatieJohnson214 Hey bud! Just thought about you, it's been another week or so. Were you ever able to get any sources? Anything that wasn't already laughed out of a courtroom? I'm just curious when The Storm ® is coming hahahaha

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@ThomasMarkowsk7 @TeaPainUSA How dare they try to help citizens in jeopardy now using their notable public platform! The better response is..... (checks notes)... Drafting and passing a piece of legislation! Yeah! To all those people who are hungry and cold, just think what legislation could do!

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@tpatreeguy @jbenoit37 @DavidShuster @The305MVP @SenTedCruz UwU. We are vewwy chilly! Can we pweeze hab federal funds to warm up????

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@tpatreeguy @jbenoit37 @nanotechbot @TheCardboardDu1 @Shadow12Powel18 @DavidShuster @The305MVP @SenTedCruz I john 'be know it' I'll see myself out

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@jbenoit37 @nanotechbot @TheCardboardDu1 @Shadow12Powel18 @DavidShuster @The305MVP @SenTedCruz It's amazing how no matter what the end result is the same for you. 'Ted Cruz didn't do anything wrong and if you think about it technically it's mostly the democrats fault anyway' also 'that impeachment bs' was Ted Cruz supporting a man who aimed to overthrow our democracy.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Very clever. I bet that took a long time to think up.

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@AndrewStang67 @judy060709 @TuckerCarlson 'Texas is wholly dependant on wind energy thanks to the green new deal' the green new deal hasn't been passed, Texas isn't wholly dependant on wind, the massive failure of Texas power grid has nothing to do with it being 'too cold for windmills' did Tucker not say those things??

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@brill_leah @ben_xue @Astrid_NV Here's maybe a thought. Neither are superior? Because racial superiority is wrong?

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@K8yden2 @a18746871 @LukePrach @trachel420 Wouldn't it be crazy if burner accounts were a thing?