Somnambulist Gamboling 🫖

Mastodon: @[email protected] ✡️☮️🌌 I'm obeying inspiration & following where it leads: to Mastodon. So long, and thanks for all the fish. he/him

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I’m very happy with my first Mastodon post over on @techhub.social. https://t.co/fF3nXcdLoS

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@burgeoningbaker It’s a Mastodon server, yes. I liked the rules they put in place.

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Given all that's going on, I requested my #TwitterArchive. It arrived today, almost a week after I asked for it. Hooray.

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I lied. But what else is new. @[email protected]

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The actual zip file of all the tweets, pictures, and videos was not available from the link in the email. Had to go back in through settings, but I have it now. By the way, this may be my last Tweet. I'm just so done with the chaos.

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@JustSayXtian I just saw this today and think it’s a perfect continuation 😁 https://t.co/Uhjs47aA4U

[qntm @qntm]

"But doctor," the man cries, "it's only a few seconds long!"
"Solution is simple," the doctor says. "Stay in the time loop until you undergo meaningful personal growth, like in Groundhog Day or Russian Doll."
"But doctor," the man cries,

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Clearly things are going great at @twitter. I'm gonna need a refill on popcorn over here.

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@TofuForBrains @serbiaireland @datadivajf It’s also a compass and a sundial, but only if you face the right direction

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@fayemikah Given how many of them probably don’t, maybe they fetishize it?

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Today I am, in fact, short and stout.

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I’m verified HTTP status 418.

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@TofuForBrains I once had a friend up at Brown
Who, one day, was feeling quite down
I wrote them a poem
Just hoping to show ‘em
That sometimes the last line doesn’t have to scan or rhyme

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@TofuForBrains Here’s a new one:

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Let’s have some fun #Jwitter. I’ll go first.

Hashem called the dry land Earth and called the gathering of waters Seas. And Hashem saw that this was good for $8/month.

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Let’s have some fun #Jwitter. I’ll go first.

Hashem called the dry land Earth and called the gathering of waters Seas. And Hashem saw that this was good for $8/month.

[The Bible For Normal People's Opinions @theB4NP]

Adding "for $8/month" to the end of any sentence makes that sentence funnier, esp bible verses

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@TofuForBrains Remember that Dronut conversation? INSTANT CLASSIC

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@JewWhoHasItAll @tmrrwschld This is why I always make sure to pick up a fruit cake for my Christian friends when they come over to my holiday gatherings.

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My count is up to 14 successful report results in a row. I have never had anything remotely close to this in previous reports. These shmoes made it so damn easy… they didn’t just tap a toe over the line, they gleefully jumped headfirst across into a brick wall.

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It was simple to find folks who posted slurs and hatred after El*n took over. I reported about two dozen. So far, EVERY SINGLE ONE is coming back

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@TofuForBrains Exposure in the Metaverse of course. Also, while they haven't really released legs yet we've released eggs. Dronut egg sandwiches. Vegan egg substitute available on request.

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I’m launching a new disruptor company. We deliver baked goods by unmanned arial vehicle. I’m calling it "Dronut".