jaren

in the market for something to smuggle

[jaren @suddenlyjaren]

A thread of me doing the “type this then use autocorrect” things

[El Demócrata @thecorpmex]

This is a great David vs Goliath story that is being underreported….its so compelling too!

A young Latina mom taking on the most powerful man in Texas politics !

She is doing for the sake of Texas public school children! Noble cause against entrenched corruption and greed.

[blehh @pupzypup]

bird 1: are we safe?
bird 2: yeah he only has one stone

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Texas Governor candidate Gina Hinojosa releases new ad calling out Governor Greg Abbott on Flock cameras.

[Paul @Navythunder808]

So much love for Dolly. ❤️

[Duolingo Español @duolingoespanol]

Gracias por todo, Mrs. Parton 💔

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

In 1988 Dolly Parton pulled every 7th and 8th grader in Sevier County into a room and told them to pick a buddy.

She made them sign a contract.. if BOTH graduate, she hands you both $500. One fails, nobody gets paid.

The county dropout rate went from 35% to 6%.

She handed out the checks herself.

In 1989 she offered $500 to every kid in the county who wanted to go to the local college.

When Gatlinburg burned in 2016, she sent 900 families $1,000 a month for six months.

You've probably heard that part.

Here's the part you haven't:

The fund raised more than expected, so she showed up in May and handed every one of those families another $5,000 on top.

Then she quietly put $3 million into the recovery group that handles the years after the news trucks leave.

She built her county an entire hospital.

She played a benefit concert in 2007, Dollywood and the Stampede matched it, and LeConte Medical Center opened in 2010 with a birthing unit and a women's center in it.

In 2022 she started covering 100% of tuition, books, and fees for Dollywood employees.

Full-time, part-time, AND seasonal.

In 1991 she paid for a bald eagle sanctuary because the birds couldn't be released back into the wild, no press release.

And when Hurricane Helene came through here in Western North Carolina, she wrote a personal check for $1 million and her companies matched it.

She didn't owe North Carolina anything, but she helped us anyway.

She started the Imagination Library because her daddy couldn't read or write. Before he passed, he told her it was the most important thing she ever did.

Rest in Peace, Dolly 🇺🇸

[roger🫧 @expiredcunt]

HAVE A BABY QUICKLY @trishapaytas

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[Parker @incognitoparker]

I'm sorry, I thought this was america.

[zyair @581MALUKAS]

BEING SOLD TO ONE DIRECTION IS NOW AGAINST THE TERMS OF SERVICE ON WATTPAD??? this is the start of the end

[Nαтe Blαncнeтт @NateBlanchett]

Beth is the only actual vacuum in history to merit an official obituary in the New York Times but I can think of someone else that many referred to as the “human vacuum” that received the same honor

[The Women's Game @WomensGameMIB]

GAME OF THE SEASON FOR UTAH 👏

The Royals were unstoppable at home, putting FIVE goals past the Portland Thorns. Cloe Lacasse continued her incredible form with a hat-trick of assists, Cece Delzer bagged a brace, and Kiana Palacios capped it off with a brilliant backheel finish. Utah are on an absolute tear 🔥

[National Women’s Soccer League @NWSL]

Utah comes back from one goal down to score five straight in a statement win!

Utah vs. Portland highlights presented by @Nationwide

[jbulltard @jbulltard1]

This is an all timer from Donald

[Utah Royals FC @UtahRoyalsFC]

a thread of all five goals from tonight cause this is something we're gonna be talking about for a while 🤭🧵⤵️

[William Merrin @william_merrin]

The Guardian wins the caption of the year competition :) #worldcup

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

if i won the lottery i wouldn't tell anybody but there would be signs

[emilia 🍒🥇🏆 @lexiescarina]

rose lavelle one of one

[A beautiful tree, @holzawn]

P!nk’s glass:

[jaren @suddenlyjaren]

the liberal agenda