Crepessuesette 🍓

Rockabella 🍒
Procrastinating Children's Writer 🐧
Mother Duck to 2 Silly Geese 🪿🪿
Just trying to keep swimming on calmer ponds 🦆💚🦆💚🦆💚🦆

[Crepessuesette 🍓 @suejaynewingate]

New line-up? @BBGband & Wingate 🤩🥰🩷
Superb gig at The Glasshouse last night. Many thanks for such a beautiful night, perfect. Oh, and the mug is a must buy!! 🥰😂

[Sunderland Echo @SunderlandEcho]

17 fabulous photos as pod of dolphins including calves put on spectacular Roker display https://t.co/YCgsZUncEk

[Crepessuesette 🍓 @suejaynewingate]

@Matt_Pinner Bernard Butler. Understated perfection 🎸

[Crepessuesette 🍓 @suejaynewingate]

@Matt_Pinner Bowie

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@AskAaronLee

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: 'My battery is low and it's getting dark'

This was the last message sent by Opportunity Rover before losing the contact with Earth and shutting down forever after battling an extreme sand storm on Mars.

Rover was expected to survive only 90-days on Mars but it kept exploring the Red Planet for nearly 15 years.

Sent from 225 million miles from Earth, these last words will forever be remembered.

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

The Penguin Olympics is way better than the Olympics
https://t.co/I88xBQxqb7

[Crepessuesette 🍓 @suejaynewingate]

@suedeHQ #suede

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@suedeHQ

[Rosita Díaz @RositaDaz48]

I got a call from a scammer yesterday.

Me: “Hello.”

Scammer: (thick, heavy accent) “Hello. This is Tom Smith from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity coming from your device.”

Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?”

Scammer: “Oh yes, Madam. We have many reports.”

Me: “Oh, jeez. How can I fix it?”

Scammer: “It’s okay, Madam. We can help you right now. Are you in front of your device?”

Me: “Yes. I was just about to use it. I’m glad you called.”

Scammer: “Good, Madam. Please push the Start button.”

Me: “I think it’s already on.”

Scammer: “Okay, Madam. Now click on Control Panel.”

Me: “I don’t see that.”

Scammer: “Do you see a bunch of information above the Start button?”

Me: “Yes.”

Scammer: “That is your Control Panel.”

Me: “Wow. I didn’t realize it had a name.”

Scammer: “Yes, Madam. Now press Internet Options.”

Me: “I don’t see any Internet options. I don’t think I bought that feature. This is just a cheap one.”

Scammer: “All devices have Internet, Madam. Press the Start button again.”

Me: “Okay. Same as before.”

Scammer: “That’s fine, Madam. We will restart your device. Please turn it off.”

Me: “Um… I don’t know how. I’ve never turned it off. It kind of just stays on.”

Scammer: “There must be an off button. How do you stop it when it’s running?”

Me: “I usually press the big button.”

Scammer: “Okay, Madam. Press that button.”

Me: “Okay.”

Scammer: “Is your device off?”

Me: “No. The door popped open.”

Scammer: “Door? Is there a disc inside?”

Me: “No. There’s a burrito.”

Scammer: “Why is there a burrito in your computer?”

Me: “Computer? I thought you said this was microwave support.”

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

This will never not make me laugh.

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

I’m obsessed with this kind of mosaic floor artwork

[dominic dyer @domdyer70]

Well done Winston Churchill

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

This is the plan. Run away/disappear/not tell anyone where I am and go live on my new boat.
Don’t try to find me.

[Crepessuesette 🍓 @suejaynewingate]

@BBGband It's a really beautiful, sincere reprise. Great songwriting always travels well 🥰

[Brett Morgen @brettmorgen]

This Sunday, 1/11 Moonage Daydream will be screened at most @alamodrafthouse as part of their month long David Bowie film fest. Experience the film as it was intended. And Happy Birthday David.

[Crepessuesette 🍓 @suejaynewingate]

My Edwardian Christmas parlour coming along nicely... Now to find my mercury glass baubles 😅🎄💚

[Crepessuesette 🍓 @suejaynewingate]

Beautiful chonky snow tumbling whistfully, whilst I'm snuggled up in my cosy bed... ❄️☃️

[Crepessuesette 🍓 @suejaynewingate]

☃️❄️ Woke ❄️ up ❄️ to ❄️ see ❄️ a ❄️ sugar ❄️ sifted ❄️ world... ❄️☃️

[Crepessuesette 🍓 @suejaynewingate]

@My_Metro So I have to visit the machine at a station to load it still? Would've been easier buying at the station.