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[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

Pakistanis are VOTING inside of the USA elections from INSIDE Pakistan through California.

Like WT ACTUAL F?

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[s johnson @suejthinks]

@Euan_MacDonald There are too many lies on this page.

[s johnson @suejthinks]

@MalcolmNance liar, Iran receives no money unless they cooperate. Money handed out piecemeal with receipts showing where money is going.

[s johnson @suejthinks]

@HunterBiden Hey Hunter what about your father having transgenders, queers,lesbians naked and partying on the White House lawn

[Dan Bongino @dbongino]

Today is June 19, 2026 and Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States of America.

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

Remember that time when everyone thought Trump was going to jail but instead he became a fry cook, a garbage collector, and president?

Ahh, good times.

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

I never thought we’d see Jesus in Time Square.

Time ARE changing for the better.

All we needed was a new President.

[s johnson @suejthinks]

@catturd2 You did it to yourself. Play with fire and un get hurt or worse .

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

🚨MASS ARRESTS: The DOJ has arrested 324 defendants across 50 Federal Districts and 12 State AG Offices in connection with $14.6 Billion healthcare Fraud Schemes.

[s johnson @suejthinks]

@MattWalshBlog Hey liz, Elon offered to sell Tesla stock in 2021 and donate a billion dollars to the UN to feed the hungry with one condition. Had to have open, public viewing where the money was spent. It was turned down. So shut up and fix fraud. CA, MN TO START

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

I can't stop laughing.

Mayor Mamdani is says there won't be free buses.

It's the main thing he campaigned on.

What dummies you are for electing this communist liar.

[s johnson @suejthinks]

@CNN That’s bc they don’t know the truth about O

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

It’s quite simple - there are 3 things that the MAGA base wants:

1. Mass deportations
2. Deep State arrests
3. Passing the Trump agenda into law

[s johnson @suejthinks]

@mmpadellan Right? Iran is better off? Trillions in damage. No navy, no Air Force, 12 supreme leaders dead. No access to nuclear arsenal. Drone factories demolished

[s johnson @suejthinks]

@Milajoy I wonder if trans, gay, lesbian party on the White House lawn had the same effect.

[s johnson @suejthinks]

@RonDeSantis I wouldn’t think it’s legal

[s johnson @suejthinks]

@KurtSchemers @GavinNewsom Wow, Gavin is in big trouble when cnn doesn’t support you

[s johnson @suejthinks]

Imagine Elon musk just made $4400 average salary employees millionaires . I wonder how many millionaires did sanders, pelosi, Warren made. 1 each

[Debra Smith @debrasmith722]

@TrumpGirlOnFire