T/Sue

生未必乐 死未必苦

[T/Sue @sueofsidell]

euthanasia, youth in asia, it's all the future as far as i'm concerned.

[halcy @halcyon_dot_exe]

his abhorrent and disgusting presence literally corrodes all life around him

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

Success! Paddle just achieved a simultaneous orgasm with a stranger using the CumBuddies app. DownIoad the app @CumBuddiesApp

[T/Sue @sueofsidell]

@nanersoop this person just straight up needs the electric chair no? how can someone be such a genuinely disgusting freak like this

[T/Sue @sueofsidell]

the original draft was something like a larper going “yeah no i already mastered the stairs lil bro, good luck on your fitness journey though”
and in an even better world he walks off and does the most insane bullshit you’ve ever seen

[T/Sue @sueofsidell]

haha i dunno, i don’t think i’m ready to do anything like master the stairs, i’m still pretty new to this….. 😅 is there like a stairnovice or something?

[teox @teox1759]

Petco DLC Theory + Evidence link below

[T/Sue @sueofsidell]

like basically you will never see cameron diaz say “we, of course” and picture her going down a slide there
but you can easily picture a frustrated guy who is baffled by someone not knowing his favorite movie at all

[T/Sue @sueofsidell]

you only need a little mental nudging to that sense of “you haven’t seen this classic!?!?” to someone who couldn’t care less (compare “we, of course” to a joke about a slide)
but then the sigh at the end? tell me you wouldn’t sigh if someone didn’t know lupita! it’s brilliant.

[T/Sue @sueofsidell]

i have watched this on loop numerous times the last few days, and i’m still genuinely in awe….
they couldn’t let this post flourish because its power would destroy the ecosystem of recontextualization humor

[A beautiful tree, @holzawn]

Me realizing I’m from a parallel universe where Lupita Nyongo’s name is Ewan Mi

[T/Sue @sueofsidell]

like……………… most of them (esp many of mine) need obscene stretches to get the joke off, but even the good ones can get the joke easily without considering the tone
obvi the show’s context is serious but their tone is close enough to an exasperated conversation about a film

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

it seems today
that all you see
is auntie with a penis
and uncle pussy

[T/Sue @sueofsidell]

@QueerObama yeah goat i got you in a week

[frick @gofrickurself]

I’m retarded and I want to die

[A beautiful tree, @holzawn]

Me realizing I’m from a parallel universe where Lupita Nyongo’s name is Ewan Mi

[T/Sue @sueofsidell]

the everything site and it’s just unlabeled gore perma

[T/Sue @sueofsidell]

they are just casually putting sfm nugget fetish art on my timeline as a reaction gif. just kill everyone i beg

[T/Sue @sueofsidell]

@a8065287968522 my parents will rest easy knowing they got to bury a failure AND a quitter