susan parker

Up the Stags!

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@MDymore Im sorry! I work with six/seven year olds(Lillibet is 5 1/2?) and NONE of them are as tall as my shoulder. Not even the tallest ones. I'm 5 feet 5.

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@therealmissjo Fisher Price made the best toys!!

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@fesshole I love you x

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@ThrillaRilla369 We're always going to need builders/plumbers/electricians!

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@KnowledgeArchiv @Brink_Thinker Traffic. Cars. My son (born 1982) and neighbours kids spent hours playing on the street-football, cricket, tag, kerby etc, with the occasional shout of "CAR!" when they would all scramble to the pavement. My grandson wouldn't even be able to find space on the street for a 1/

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@paulpoker182 @SoVeryBritish Have a solero and....... 🤣🤣

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@sharon_maas @svershbow You and me both. I've got dresses that I wear as tops! X

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@Mrs_r_edge @liz_langfield @SandraDunn1955 1 job split into 2. Tax fiddle? National insurance fiddle? Incentive from the (Tory) government to get numbers of unemployment down? As a single person before the days of Universal Credit, that was an unlivable wage.

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@Mrs_r_edge @liz_langfield @SandraDunn1955 The problem with these companies is that they pay the "living wage", but offer jobs that are 15/16 hours per week. Unemployed a few years ago...2 jobs advertised in my local Tesco. Both 17 hrs p/w. Same days. 1 even started half hr after the other finished (lunch break?)1 job 1/

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@ArtemisConsort Is it sad that I thought this was a reverse tactic thing where the words 'women' and 'men' had been reversed? x

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@mansfieldtownfc Best signing this summer! Great news 💛💙🦌

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@mdrecruit2011 @IainSankey I get asked how many slices of toast do I want with my butter! If it's not dripping down your arm as you're eating it, it's not enough! Might have to try sea salt with it. X

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@naiivememe Yep. Nope.

[* @soiled_plants2]

you don’t want to know how many hours

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@SoVeryBritish Unfortunately, I won't be home tomorrow to have pancakes for tea, so I'm doing them on Wednesday this year. It'll bugger my week up though. I'll be a day behind all week!

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@still_boneless @RobertMSterling This irritates the living shit out of me! My dad (86, fairly tech savvy, but now blind, has a phone that makes calls/takes calls) has had to stop going to his favourite pizza place because they ONLY have app ordering. 😠😠😠 Even if he downloaded it, he can't bloody well SEE it

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@SocraticMic @thechosenberg First rule of being owned by a cat....if a cat is catting, its servant must never get up until the cat decides. 😸😼

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@Rhondakay371 @riggins7779 But they much prefer it when it's full of clean clothes........🐾🐾🐾🐾

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@jillianstan13 @riggins7779 Oh my goodness!!! I'm in love! ❤️❤️❤️

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@gjrlsaloud Ooooh 🤔 That's a life hack I could take on board! (Where's the duck tape?🦆)