Jose S.

[Jose S. @sugadaddyjose]

@FetishBets right here bro

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

My accountant seeing I placed 37,589 trades this year to make $0.50 cents in profit.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

jd vance:

[Trent Leisy @realTrentLeisy]

🚨DREAM JOB: Looking for a position where I only clock in 132 days a year, make a casual $174,000, and after 6 years, lock in a sweet pension for life.

Oh, and ideally, I’d like to start broke and somehow end up a multimillionaire.

Any leads? Maybe something in public service?

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

“That’s a keeper.”

[Dirty Xan Jackson @XanJackson47]

If you say so Apple Maps

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

Team USA vs Canada hockey 🤣🤣

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

me setting up face ID

[Jose S. @sugadaddyjose]

@krassenstein I’m a Mexican in AZ and got pulled over last week, with a loaded firearm in the car. State trooper didn’t even ask to see the registration of the vehicle. Got let off with a warning. Citizenship was never even brought up.

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

When I tell my wife I loaded the dishwasher 😂

[doomer @uncledoomer]

how my wife stands while she watches me sign the finance papers for a brand new ford F150 raptor

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Me waking up on Christmas and realizing I’m the right-wing uncle now

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

This is how we imagine the original colonialists made contact with the indigenous people. 😂

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

So Mexico is really safe then, right?

[Jose S. @sugadaddyjose]

@Motabhai012 @libsoftiktok Bill Clinton actually said the same thing, if you can believe it.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

The diddy bowl