Lauren

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[Lauren @sugardreamcake]

@_wyec "No substance" is an insane take, even if you didn't enjoy any of it. I've seen them all hundreds of times and yet I still tear up at the final episode of Goes Forth. Absolutely nothing to do with the time it was released, you weren't brought up on comedy as it's now diluted.

[Lauren @sugardreamcake]

The amount of "summer is over" posts. Does spring not exist anymore? Do we just bypass a season because we had a few warm days? MAY IS NOT SUMMER.

[Lauren @sugardreamcake]

I have Arsenal fatigue. Genuinely didn't realise I knew so many Arsenal fans. Where were you all season? 2014 playoff final flashbacks.

[Lauren @sugardreamcake]

@EdwardJDavey Thank goodness, championing the country's real problems. Absolutely nothing else is more important than watching free football. Signed, a football fan.

[Lauren @sugardreamcake]

@MrsGoresDiary The consultant had to put her finger under my ribs to push his head and I bruised instantly 😑 turns out he was too big to turn anyway! There was another woman next to me who's baby turned with a singular push and I wish I'd seen it happen!

[Lauren @sugardreamcake]

Perks of mat leave: re watching old BBC dramas, back when great dramas were made. What happened to creative writing?

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Mothers who are mothering without being mothered by their own mother are living a completely different reality than mothers who are being mothered while they mother.

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

Becoming a mother made me understand my own mother a lot less.

[Lauren @sugardreamcake]

Bloody Eastenders. Every time. Devastated.

[Lauren @sugardreamcake]

@Boycey_Boy And seemed to miss a load out, didn't flow

[Lauren @sugardreamcake]

@eva_kurilova My migraines were so bad during pregnancy that I had nerve blocker injections in my head just to try and function because no medication would work, including my usual sumatriptan but sure, according to this woman, frozen water was what I missed.

[Lauren @sugardreamcake]

@AnnaRMatson 😂😂 my migraines were so bad during pregnancy that I had nerve blocker injections IN MY HEAD just to try and function because no medication would work but sure, frozen water was what I missed.

[Lauren @sugardreamcake]

I worked with a woman who proudly told anyone who would listen that she didn't have nausea or morning sickness because she told herself every morning that she was well and wouldn't be ill. She actually said it was mind over matter. Wouldn't hear it when I said it was luck.

[mrs. dobbins ☕️🪶 @mrsdobbins_]

I don’t care if this is bait, but I have NEVER once met a person in the holistic sphere who didn’t have pregnancy nausea and also didn’t think they both directly prevented it and are superior. Never.

[Lauren @sugardreamcake]

And the minimum wage is rising to the point of almost half way to the higher rate threshold. How does that make sense?

[Allison Pearson @AllisonPearson]

If you earn over £50,270 a year you will now pay 40% tax even if things are tight for your two-child family and the cost of living is horrendous.
If you have six children, Labour will now give you £14,000 extra.
What was that about Fairness?

#Budget

[Lauren @sugardreamcake]

@yaestaenusso @AsimC86 😂 nice that your people look out for each other! We can order a badge from transport for London which says "baby on board!" I feel silly wearing it but I just hope it makes people more aware to be mindful.

[Lauren @sugardreamcake]

@peta @myfairAmanda Who runs this account? A 19 year old? Christ.

[Lauren @sugardreamcake]

@roseanne1590 @KingBobIIV @newlook I have. Every time I get a junk email from them. I never opted in.