alex

if you see me on this website, no you didn’t.

[alex @sugarguts]

@Uber_Support It says Order #ADEEB. Idk exact time, but 4/27 around 11:28am. I only ordered it because it said it would arrive between 11:42am-11:57am. I had to leave no later than 12:05am. I had to leave without my order and it was completely unusable.

[alex @sugarguts]

Absolutely ridiculous how the @Uber_Support apps are designed to steal your money & then essentially say “deal with it.” Order was promised by 11:57AM & I needed to leave by 12:05PM. Didn’t arrive until 12:49PM. Order unusable & the app gives no recourse—just a canned “sorry.”

[alex @sugarguts]

The range between this and Paul Atreides' speech is 😘🤌🏼

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Timothée Chalamet dancing to ‘Crank That (Soulja Boy)’ while promoting ‘Marty Supreme’ at CCXP25

[alex @sugarguts]

@Groupon how can I get access to customer support? You offer no support phone number and chat with an agent on the app is not functioning.

[alex @sugarguts]

Hep B screening is a very standard occurrence in obstetrics and gynecology care. So there’s no reason why a mother’s status should be unknown “a significant amount of the time.” 🤔

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

This is a must-watch.

Rand Paul just WENT OFF at RFK Jr.'s hearing.

[alex @sugarguts]

my 5-year-old: A is for Alex and Alex is the perfect mommy

my inner child: 🥺😫😫🥹🥹🥹🥹

[alex @sugarguts]

women are keepers of time
we cycle along with the moon
and seasons

[alex @sugarguts]

Now WHY WOULD U TAKE AWAY CIRCLES ELON

[alex @sugarguts]

sometimes I miss second life

[alex @sugarguts]

today my 3 year old son licked a cupcake on the tray at a party and while the adults looked at me disapprovingly, I told him “okay chill out Ariana grande” and no one understood the reference because I’m 33 years old

[alex @sugarguts]

. @IKEAUSA

[alex @sugarguts]

the ~cool~ way to style your small children in LA is to make it look like 1.) their hair has never seen a brush and 2.) all of their clothes were obtained from the lost and found bin

[alex @sugarguts]

Just saw a wife Venmo her husband for an Uber 😭😭😭

LADIES….

[alex @sugarguts]

“This is my favorite part!”

-my daughter as Mufasa is about to die??????

[alex @sugarguts]

husband just woke up and said “there’s something dead in here…in the vents” and went back to sleep WTFFFFFFF?????