🚨💣 BREAKING: Bernardo Silva to Real Madrid, deal set to be sealed as revealed earlier… HERE WE GO, SOON. 🇵🇹
Agreement at final stages after official proposal valid until June 2028 plus potential option.
Bernardo Silva, ready to join Real Madrid.
Life hacks:
1. Before you take a screenshot of a WhatsApp chat or SMS as evidence, unsave the contact first so the phone number shows instead of the name. Any lawyer can dismiss a saved name because anyone can save any name to any number. A phone number is verifiable. That is your solid evidence.
2. Always send sensitive information via "View Once". Once it is seen it disappears. If you send it normally, you have zero control over where it ends up.
3. If something is disturbing you and you cannot sleep, write it down. Your brain stays awake trying to hold unresolved thoughts. Writing it down gives your brain permission to rest.
4. Send important information to yourself on WhatsApp. Addresses, account numbers, passwords. It stays there as long as you need it and you can always search for it.
5. The best time to negotiate rent is when you are paying in full and upfront. A landlord staring at complete cash will almost always budge. Uncertainty is what makes them rigid.
Above all, love God.
Being a school teacher/principal or headmistress has become an extreme sport under this regime. Teacher now have to deal with the fear of being kidnapped or in some cases killed while doing their. This is especially troubling given that teachers are very poorly paid
New CEO of SEPLAT, Roger brown to retire after 13 years at Seplat and 6 years as CEO. Roger brown retires July 31.
Effiong Okon started his career as a Petroleum Reservoir Engineer in 1992 with Shell, he has over 32 years extensive experience in the upstream, integrated oil and gas operations across Africa, Europe, USA, Middle East, and Nigeria.
New face, new phase, new chapter at Seplat.
Effiong Okon is an alumnus of UNIBEN.
He is aged 60
Following the unbelievable impact of that simple tweet on unlocking carrier-locked phones, which saved thousands in Nigeria and Ghana, I’m tempted to throw out a challenge: Everyone drop one life hack that could genuinely help others.
What’s that one hack you know? Kindly share.
Another perfect day to clear up some common misconceptions.
Listen:
1. You don't NEED antibiotics when you have a cold.
2. You CANNOT shift anybody's womb. You cannot even reach it. Don't be stupid.
3. Diabetes is NOT caused by adding too much sugar to your garri.
4. For the last time, Typhoid is NOT malaria and malaria is not Tyforce. Stop diagnosing yourself of typhoid everytime you are ill or have a fever or stomach upset.
5. Hypertension ISN'T caused just by too much thinking.
6. You CANNOT "flush" ur system of illness by "pissing all the sickness away". They LIED to you..6. Your body doesn't need daily supplements. Just eat normally and healthy.
7. You do not need a special kind of tea to flush your system. You are not a public toilet.
8. Putting spoon in a person's mouth during a convulsion will NOT stop ANY convulsion.
9. Taking "Hampicloss" after sexual intercourse will NOT protect you from sexually transmitted infections or pregnancy.
10. Stop the daily douching and stop washing your vaginas with antiseptics. You are only exposing yourself to infections.
Oh... and this one is very important:
Slimming tea CANNOT remove all that fat. It will only make you purge till you are dehydrated (if you are very religious with it) and land you in the accident and emergency of the nearest teaching hospital to you. Go to a Gym, work out and DIET!
Pass it on if you care.
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Most Nigerians are losing money right now and they think they are saving it.
Your bank account is paying you 4%. Inflation is running at 15.4%.
That means every single year your money can buy less than it could the year before. You are getting poorer by doing nothing.
Let me show you what your options actually are 🧵