Anders Ohlsson

Senior Director, Software Engineering, WideOrbit, Inc.

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@jhawklyn @NickHodges I don’t think I was born then… LOL!

However, I’ve been reading about AI as in Neural Networks and Natural Language Processing since at least 1989-1992.

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@andrewcairns Maybe they meant it shouldn’t touch the Production database? Sorry, didn’t mean to give the 3 people the benefit of the doubt. LOL!

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@chrisbensen Text Replacement is your friend. You may be looking for “duck -> said no one ever”… ;)

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@troyhunt Someone that’s 3-5 sheets into the wind?

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@chrisbensen What? No! That’s the de facto site!

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@jpluimers @Patrick1Kennedy @Microsoft @Windows I’m thinking it’s closer to 384GB, but still…

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@JMBucknall Ah. OK. If I got it, it landed in spam and is long gone. Probably not worth calling them for it.

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@DBArgenis Sorry. My bad. https://t.co/cz1za0cr01

[Nina Teicholz, PhD @bigfatsurprise]

I'd like to feel optimistic about White House Conference on Nutrition in Sept., but guy in charge created this food ranking system:
Frosted Mini Wheats, Lucky charms >> whole egg
Ice cream w/ nuts > ground beef
Honey Nut Cheerios > egg fried in butter
https://t.co/17yj3vvmIZ😆😭

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@DBArgenis The same people that take nutritional advice from the White House?

Frosted Mini Wheats and Honey Nut Cheerios over real food? Really?

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@NickHodges Pair programming…

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@erikdarlingdata So Excel is finally in second place now? Just kidding. :)

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When you reach out to clients with an excuse for a data breach, I would recommend not lying. @Twitter - do better. My discoverability settings have been off for a decade, so you leaked private information, not public information.

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@whatchidid Good luck with this one. Reminds me of a recurring favorite of mine. A cup stuck in the garbage disposal. A subtle hint is that the sink won’t drain. Two thin knives on opposing sides to gently lift the cup out of the disposal has saved me every time.

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Impressive @SutterHealth - as in NOT at all - You make me change my 25 random character password that I've used for years to a 20-or-fewer random character password. This is the opposite of improving security.

[Aaron Bertrand @AaronBertrand]

BREAKING : All you NOLOCK lovers better read this!

A recent documentation update raises questions about the love-it-or-hate-it READ UNCOMMITTED isolation level.

https://t.co/98CE32DkVU

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@SQLRockstar I know someone who deleted a production database. Does that count as “celebrating”?

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@DBArgenis Yikes! My condolences!

Pro tip: Make your own, and this never happens, unless you forget one busy morning. :)

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@JMBucknall Let me guess. Self Assessment Deadline? :)